Ewoks OR Jawas

Started by DarthMaul91236 pages

i have and elite sith trained group of ewoks for many years we train night and day

The Jawa Sith are no match for The ewok sith ewoks will hide in the forests of endor slowly planning the invasion of tattoine

I'll just take my Star forge and give it to the Jawa. Try getting past that.

we ewoks took over the death star and improved its defenses by making a deal with the cloned emporer beat that

Originally posted by DarthMaul9123
we ewoks took over the death star and improved its defenses by making a deal with the cloned emporer beat that

I could kick your ass with one foot. Beat that.

no because you would get sabered before you picked up your foot the only way to kill a sith ewok is so be a better swordsman than him

which wont happen to my ewoks

Your Ewoks = Pwned!

hahah nice try jawas can't run up walls trees and stuff or do karate flips or moves plus against my ewoks only death can happen to jawas

Jawas are invincible. . . have the blessings of Lord Artoo! Your fool of a deity, Threepio, gets pwned six times over. And so do you. False Lord. Revan89 is the true Ewok Lord. You are but a pawn in the dealings of Threepio. . .

FOOL I AM SECOND ONLY TO REVAN

Originally posted by DarthMaul9123
FOOL I AM SECOND ONLY TO REVAN

So Ewoks cuold kill me? Too bad I'm Lord of the Pimps, adn all we need to do is take our pimp lightsabers and shove it up your ass.

Originally posted by DarthMaul9123
FOOL I AM SECOND ONLY TO REVAN

Um. NO. You're not worthy of recognition in either order. . . of course, the Ewoks have no class, just a hell of a lot of hairballs. . .

Yes ...Jawas caused a Second Jedi Purge

Originally posted by Darth Faunus
Um. NO. You're not worthy of recognition in either order. . . of course, the Ewoks have no class, just a hell of a lot of hairballs. . .

Adn they got hairy balls. Very hairy. ✅

Your damn Ewoks are vanquished by the might of the New Jawa Order, and, of course, the will of Lord Artoo!

Silly ewoks...

You cannot win. The Jawas shall own the galaxy yet again. And your precious "ewoks" shall be ushing up daisies soon enough!

Ushing 'em up? They'll be stuffing them up their ***es.

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
Yes ...Jawas caused a Second Jedi Purge

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Sorgo

Pushing, rather. Silly typos.