How would you kill me? [merged]

Self-Pity thread.

Originally posted by overlord
Okay, everybody knows I'm a moron, so...
How would you kill me? Be as detailed as you wish.
Just don't assrape me to death.

This is your chance to threaten me without getting banned!!
(Now I made this thread I'm not posting here again.)

I dont even no you and i already hate you! *Ignites Lightsaber* Dead! Done! Its over

death

cut off ur weenis and feed it to eskimos while you have to unicycle on a rope over a pit of lions while i sit here realizing this makes no sense...

With a vengence... 😈

i would.....eat yogurt in front of you

What's with all the death fantasies here? Come on, I can think of dozens of ways how I'll kill my self by accident, I don't need extra inspiration. And in the meanwhile I'd like to think nice and happy things, like how much pineapple I'm going to toss in the pan alongside my chicken wings today. For fuks sake, isn't there enough death in the world already?

people tell me i have prooblems... 😐 why am i posting here?

You have all been reported, MuhAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

i want to be killed by slowly bleeding to death 😐 like i am now... damn *falls over*

I'd destroy each and every one of your Horcruxes then come after you with my Patronus ✅ 😄

AAAH BIG WORDS! MAKE IT STOP!

Originally posted by overlord
Okay, everybody knows I'm a very good guy, so...
How would you kill me? Be as detailed as you wish.
Just don't assrape me to death.

This is your chance to threaten me without getting banned!!
(Now I made this thread I'm not posting here again.)

SpellJammer would grapple you, and ram your head up Rosie O' Donnel's ass where you would suffocate, and she would be insulted and go on some rant about how this is anti-lesbianism or some "crap".

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Who do you think you are.....Spoony ?!??!?!!?

I had to change 'moron' to 'good guy' because someone screamed SELF PITY THREAD!!!!
Oopsy, now I have posted, now I really SHOULD be murdered!

Originally posted by overlord
I had to change 'moron' to 'good guy' because someone screamed SELF PITY THREAD!!!!
Oopsy, now I have posted, now I really SHOULD be murdered!

Any puckerred body oriface, a cactus and 2000 volts of direct current.

With Hamburger death stars

Power tool to the cranium.

The only way to go.

-AC

sticking your fingers into the electrical outlets

thats sounds like fun 💃

i would sing japenese karaoke for hours to you 🤺