How would you kill me? [merged]

I would put polka on while we are taking a road trip to somewhere and I am driving so i control everything HAHAHAHAHAHa

That's just pure torture!! Can't you please kill me immediately!!
(in an original way of course)

i did do everything sum did to people in Sin City.

thats bad-ass.

I'll impale you on a spear...one of those long ones...and stick in the ground, so you can hang and die ✅

Oh good, a self-pity thread.

Originally posted by Captain REX
Oh good, a self-pity thread.

No random quotes please, let's keep it interesting (for me).
C'mon moderators, how would you kill me?!!

Axe to the mouth.

-AC

Garotted with the E string of my guitar.

With your balls in calipers, dangling over a pool of hungry pirahnas, slowly lowerred in as a monkey gives you loads of paper cuts.

Originally posted by overlord
No random quotes please, let's keep it interesting (for me).
C'mon moderators, how would you kill me?!!

Moderators don't kill. They horribly maim. 😐

How would I kill you?

YAAAAYY!! More more!!

Bastard thread stealing *shouts rapid swearwords*

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=350735&highlight=how

Japanese torture style.

Tie you up in a cage horizontally and grow bamboo under you. As bamboo grows fast, it will slowly puncture your limbs and torso by week 1 and as a result you begin to bleed.

The scent you give off will attract hundreds of insects and by the second week you will stop bleeding as the insects soak up your blood, and gnarl on your sinew and rotting flesh.

By the third week you will still be alive but you will begin to suspended on the ever-growing bamboo as flies and mosquitos begin to lay eggs inside your body.

Shall i continue ?

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Garotted with the E string of my guitar.

With your balls in calipers, dangling over a pool of hungry pirahnas, slowly lowerred in as a monkey gives you loads of paper cuts.

HAHAHAHA

Originally posted by GCG
Japanese torture style.

Tie you up in a cage horizontally and grow bamboo under you. As bamboo grows fast, it will slowly puncture your limbs and torso by week 1 and as a result you begin to bleed.

The scent you give off will attract hundreds of insects and by the second week you will stop bleeding as the insects soak up your blood, and gnarl on your sinew and rotting flesh.

By the third week you will still be alive but you will begin to suspended on the ever-growing bamboo as flies and mosquitos begin to lay eggs inside your body.

Shall i continue ?

Originally posted by GCG
Japanese torture style.

Tie you up in a cage horizontally and grow bamboo under you. As bamboo grows fast, it will slowly puncture your limbs and torso by week 1 and as a result you begin to bleed.

The scent you give off will attract hundreds of insects and by the second week you will stop bleeding as the insects soak up your blood, and gnarl on your sinew and rotting flesh.

By the third week you will still be alive but you will begin to suspended on the ever-growing bamboo as flies and mosquitos begin to lay eggs inside your body.

Shall i continue ?

Originally posted by DarkC
With or without food given?

No Food ; The bastard can soak up the rainwater from his dirty face.

or else try eat an insect passing by his oriface

i would not kill you i would just cut off your pecker and leave your testicles.

Originally posted by GCG
No Food ; The bastard can soak up the rainwater from his dirty face.

or else try eat an insect passing by his oriface

How to kill you....Thats so easy!!! Werll first i would beat the livin crap out of you and grab a steel pipe and swing in against youre head, then I grab you and throw you off the second floor of the building, I go outside, Stomp you almost to death, I bloody knuckle punch you in the forehead until you bleed makin you look like garbage, then I would grab my gun and shoot youre leg. I will listen to youre yelling and agony. I will tie you to my car and drive to a beach, I untie you off the bumper and throw into the water while you are tied up with electic cord and stuff.

And thats how i would kill you....

Originally posted by DarkC
Then it's pretty much BS....the human body would die within two weeks without food.

wrong !

It takes more than that 😛

You must have been up in the clouds during your lessons cause two is correct but its up to 2 MONTHS ! 🙄

Oh yeah ; and its two weeks without WATER