How would you kill me? [merged]

Mhuhahahaha!! I have reported you all!!

btw im getting scaried.. fear

I will go first,

Chopping him up and putting him in a mixer and them putting his remains in cans and sell them to poor people to eat at the ''black market'' 😎 That would be fun

Have Him Mate for 40 days and 40 nights straight without pause.

After this there is still a 75% chance he does Die.

Drown him in Pepto Bismol.

Have him Drink Nitroglicerin.

Leave him in a room with Backfire overnight.

Originally posted by Mîsk
Leave him in a room with Backfire overnight.

😆

hammer fist to the top of the head works

Originally posted by bogen
hammer fist to the top of the head works

Nah that'll just knock him out.

club him to death with his own keyboard

poke him to death with his own threads

use the axe i bought from wrathful dwarf, on the head

kill him with ush's post count.

get coldfire to go, poet-fu on his ass

net bash him to death

spam his thread until he dies from frustration

Jesus Spam 🤨

Bogen, please refrain from posting numerous times in a row. Just use the edit button. If you continue, that is worthy of a warning, seeing as we DESPISE spammers at KMC.

Anyways...this thread isn't really appropriate anyways.

im sorry, i thought each thing deserved a new post cause it's a new way to kill K.diddy. won't do it again * scouts honor*
boil him in bettle juice

Okay, whatever.

Requesting for this to be closed, anyways...this'll only lead to bashing.