Kenobi VS Windu

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Wait till you at least see one Faunus...

Admiral Piette, commence firing!

*Endor goes boom. Just, like that. Boom. The ewoks were so busy rolling around in the grass wearing their Good Will dishrags and holding spears that they never knew that that moon that suddenly appeared was a sphere o' jawa wrath. Bam!"

Oooteenie! was heard across the galaxy.

Too many, have there been. We will smite them for eternity!! By the blessings of the Artoo Tripod, the Holy Gods of Jawahood, the Astromech Trinity. . . We will vanquish!! None shall stand in the way of the Reborn Super Sith Jawas!

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Admiral Piette, commence firing!

*Endor goes boom. Just, like that. Boom. The ewoks were so busy rolling around in the grass wearing their Good Will dishrags and holding spears that they never knew that that moon that suddenly appeared was a sphere o' jawa wrath. Bam!"

Oooteenie! was heard across the galaxy.

Dammit. . . A great battle, there must be.

Don't worry guys there will probably be some new september member who likes ewoks...

Probably. I think I'll try and get my friend to come back as the Ultimate Ewok, just for a living target.

Lol. . . and then some supporters for him, so I can write a versus story. . .

Right. It is the mission of jawas the continue the harmony of the galaxy as created by Artoo. And to do that we have to make more of those furry f*ckers appear so we can direct our wrath upon them, gangsta ninja sith assassin jawa style!

Hell yes!

Hey Janus can you make me a new sig?

I think mace will probably win

Originally posted by Darth Faunus
Meh, I was Grandmaster of the Super Sith Ninja Jawas before the formation of the [B]New Jawa Order. Sorgo, however, leads the Ewok-purging Jawa Assassins. [/B]

I believe i was the Master of the Sith Jawas before we formated, so i should head the Sith Division, Faunus should head the Ninja Division, Illistrious the.... Artoo Division and Janus the....... Um Janus, help me out here.

why blow the planet up when you could have an epic battle and talk about it for centuries instead of o we blew the planet up there would be ..we waged war for many years and fought against the ewoks a formitable foe who we over long hard time we defeated

Originally posted by Sorgo
I believe i was the Master of the Sith Jawas before we formated, so i should head the Sith Division, Faunus should head the Ninja Division, Illistrious the.... Artoo Division and Janus the....... Um Janus, help me out here.

Back off, buddy. 🙂

You led your own anonymous group until you engaged with Janus, then Lord of Jawas, and myself Grandmaster of the Super Sith Ninja Jawas. Then we merged into the New Jawa Order. And why would the Ninja ( you) give other ninja's to another dude (mwah)?

Oh, and Janus leads the Pic Division.

Originally posted by Darth Faunus
Back off, buddy. 🙂

You led your own anonymous group until you engaged with Janus, then Lord of Jawas, and myself Grandmaster of the Super Sith Ninja Jawas. Then we merged into the New Jawa Order. And why would the Ninja ( you) give other ninja's to another dude (mwah)?

Oh, and Janus leads the Pic Division.

I am "The Ninja". Not "other" Ninjas. I am an entirety of my own solo division.

We are combined, yes.

But i should still lead what is my division into the battles, just as you should still lead the Jawa Ninjas into battle.

Originally posted by Darth Faunus
Back off, buddy. 🙂

You led your own anonymous group until you engaged with Janus, then Lord of Jawas, and myself Grandmaster of the Super Sith Ninja Jawas. Then we merged into the New Jawa Order. And why would the Ninja ( you) give other ninja's to another dude (mwah)?

Oh, and Janus leads the Pic Division.

Anonymous group? The sole reason we alligned is because we were so strong, we could not defeat each other. If i am so Anonymous, how come you did not defeat me? Same reason being why i could not defeat you. We both have Extreme Power.... Now that we have joined, it is ultimate.

Oooteenie!!! We will pwn the Ewoks!!!

OOOTEENIE!!! EWOKS STAND NO CHANCE!

OOOTEENIE!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, but I was a Sith Lord before either of you, so I lead the Sith sect, Illustrious the Artoo following sect... let's see.

Faunus, I'll refurbish you with a new sect so we avoid complications. Thou art henceforth known as Darth .... Vadah. No, wrong title. Hold on.

Thou art known henceforth as... Grandadmiral of the Sith Jawa Fleets!

*Uses lightning on the ceiling for dramatic effect*