Kenobi VS Windu

Started by Darth_Janus11 pages

That way, Sorgo can have the Sith Ninja Jawa Assassins.

As long as I get StormJawas and JawaTroopers. . . and a couple a' hundred Sandcrawlers. . . and oh, some AEF Jawas (Advanced Ewok Fryers). . . *drools*

Dude, wheelchairs with spinners are the best. Expecially those ones with the huge subwoofer on the back. Drive along, run over a few Ewoks, play some damn loud music. Beats a Sandcrawler in my book.

Mwhaha. . . my personal Wheel-Bike with which to cavalrize the Ewoks. . . ! Ooooteenie!!

I just use the dark side for everything.

*Force smacks a slow servant* Bring me my food faster, peon!

My Fleet will pwn all against Lord Artoo and the NJO!! That is, after I fry a couple of Ewoks with Jawa Bolts. (tm)

We need a flag.

Time to bust out the Artoo covenant: Photoshop!

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Yeah, but I was a Sith Lord before either of you, so I lead the Sith sect, Illustrious the Artoo following sect... let's see.

Faunus, I'll refurbish you with a new sect so we avoid complications. Thou art henceforth known as Darth .... Vadah. No, wrong title. Hold on.

Thou art known henceforth as... Grandadmiral of the Sith Jawa Fleets!

*Uses lightning on the ceiling for dramatic effect*

I was deemed a Sith Lord when i was born and i am two years older than you, so i was the Sith Lord first....

AHA!

Stop handing out titles, Janus!

I am Grandmaster of the Sith Jawa and Lord to the Jawa Ninja.

Mace will waste his a**

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Yeah, but I was a Sith Lord before either of you, so I lead the Sith sect, Illustrious the Artoo following sect... let's see.

Faunus, I'll refurbish you with a new sect so we avoid complications. Thou art henceforth known as Darth .... Vadah. No, wrong title. Hold on.

Thou art known henceforth as... Grandadmiral of the Sith Jawa Fleets!

*Uses lightning on the ceiling for dramatic effect*

W T F ? Now I'm feeling like an outcast...

New guy here. 😮 Was palpy really really faking

Ahh the Religious sect, we must initiate a Jihad against the Ewoks!

Originally posted by Sorgo
I was deemed a Sith Lord when i was born and i am two years older than you, so i was the Sith Lord first....

AHA!

Stop handing out titles, Janus!

I am Grandmaster of the Sith Jawa and Lord to the Jawa Ninja.

Tsk. You wan't a war, buddy?

Originally posted by Nai Fohl
W T F ? Now I'm feeling like an outcast...

Nai is the Master of the newly formed Jawas of Mass Destruction (JMD). These are elite groundtroops of the Jawa legions.

My creations. . . NO!!!!!!

Whatever, Nai's cool. He can handle their amazing powers skillz.

Oh, I thought you were offering them up. And since you already have ninjas, I think Nai needs his own forces.

Nah, can't break the balance of power. Nai needs some troops, you're right. Anyways, I have the uberly pwning Jawa Fleet, and the StormJawas, and the J-Walkers, and the UBER Sandcrawler of Sithlyness, and my own Wheel-Bike (a wheel-chair with spinners and Ewok braids), and, of course, the Jawa's Hand, the Super Sith Ninja Jawas reborn!!!!ONE!111!1ONELEVELONE111111!!!!!ELEVEN!!!!

. . .

lol... and I thought you were heading to bed?

Didin't want to end a good conversation on a sudden note.