Kenobi VS Windu

I called nonreligious ideaology. Like hating the Tall man, and why Ewoks are not worthy.

Artoo Priesterhood = me.

So...where do I fit in all this?

Why you are a member of the New Jawa Order. You have not applied to represent Artoo.

And we're haggling divisions of the jawa order/artoo priesthood organisation, since we upped the ante with a new higher rank.

We need to list out our membership

Astromech Trinity-
Illustrious, Janus, Faunus

New Jawa Order-
Janus, Faunus, Sorgo, Illustrious, Fohl, Zayzia, (fill me in)

Sworn enemy of both: Ewoks!

Sith Jawa Ninjas?

Tsk. Super Sith Ninja Jawas are mine.

Why not make me leader of the Jawa Force Witches?

Ahh, the Order is rounding out nicely. Though I thought Sorgo was Ninja Jawa.

Meh, I was Grandmaster of the Super Sith Ninja Jawas before the formation of the New Jawa Order. Sorgo, however, leads the Ewok-purging Jawa Assassins.

Ahh, go for it Faunus, purge the Ewoks!

Why is it always "fanboys"? There are such people who are "fangirls" you know.

"fankids."

Better?

Originally posted by Illustrious
Ahh, go for it Faunus, purge the Ewoks!

Mwahahahah!! Order 99 has been initiated! Hence forth, in session is the Great Ewok Purge! Oooteenie!!

Originally posted by Illustrious
"fankids."

Better?

😛

Ootenie! Purge them filthy hairball creatures of Endor. Our invasion shall soon commence!

*Gets up in his booster seat in the throne of the Death Star III.*

"We're approaching the far moon of Endor, m'lord" Some random jawa officer squeaks.

"Goooooddd.... Commence firing on my command!" He barks.

This would be the day when the blasted ewoks were destroyed for good and the jawas would again rule the galaxy!

*Insert IMperial March melody here*

The Ewoks still exist?

Actually, I haven't seen them, and I think Rayvann turned coat on us. He's still under ewok-suspicion.

The dirty smudge on the window of the Force has always existed; until now. Now, the mighty Jawa Lords will destroy them, once and for all!! Oooteenie!!