OK....This isn't religious, but it's it's near Thanksgiving.... 😂 I'm sorry if this offends anybody...
I'm not eating any more chicken...
A little boy and girl at school were having lunch in the shelter shed.
"Tommy," she said, "I'm not eating any more chicken sandwiches."
"Why?" he asked.
"'Cause I'm starting to grow feathers down here," she said, pointing to the bottom of her tummy.
"I don't believe you," he said. "You'll have to show me."
Behind the shed they went, where the inspection took place.
"You're right," he said. "I've been eating a lot of chicken also. Perhaps I'm getting feathers too."
"Well, I'd better have a look," she said.
After a lengthy examination, she looked up and said, "Oh, I think it's too late for you. You've got the neck and giblets too."
The Angel and the Statues
In a city park stood two beautiful statues, one female and the other male -- both nude. These two statues faced each other for many, many years.
Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "The two of you have been truly exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people that have visited the park over the years. I am hereby authorized by God to give you the greatest wish that can be bestowed upon you. I grant you the gift of life -- albeit, as a limited offer. You have thirty minutes to do whatever your hearts desire."
And with that command, the two statues came to life. They smiled at each other, slowly moved their limbs about in wonderment. They looked all around, at their own bodies and back at each other.
Smiling, they then ran to the nearby woods and dove behind a large bush.
The angel smiled to herself as she listened to the giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. (Angels aren't naive.)
After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, looking extremely satisfied and wearing nothing but even bigger smiles than before.
Puzzled, the angel looked at her watch and said to them, "You still have fifteen minutes. Wouldn't you like to continue?"
The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"
"Oh yes!" the female statue replied. "But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL dump on its head."
Am I the only one finding jokes???? 😑
DJ Matrix, Castles in the Sky
Do you ever question your life? Do you ever wonder why? Do you ever see in your dreams, all the castles in the sky?
Oh tell me why, do we build castles in the sky? Oh tell me why, all the castles way up high? Please tell me why, do we build castles in the sky? Oh tell me why, all the castles way up high?
(Long break)
Do you ever question your life? Do you ever wonder why? Do you ever see in your dreams, all the castles in the sky?
Oh tell me why, do we build castles in the sky? Oh tell me why, all the castles way up high. Please tell me why, do we build castles in the sky? Oh tell me why, all the castles way up high?
(Undistinguishable)