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Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that
they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married,
so BRUCE goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.

BRUCE bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in
love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well, BRUCE,
you are only 10. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, BRUCE replies "In Jenny's
room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then
how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."

Again, BRUCE! instantly replies, "Our allowance.. Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I
make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."

By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that BRUCE has put so much thought into this.
He thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that BRUCE won't have an
answer to. After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well, BRUCE, it seems like you have got
everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the
two of you should have little ones of your own?"

BRUCE just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so far..."

😂 😕 ...Sometimes you worry me....

Originally posted by debbiejo
😂 😕 ...Sometimes you worry me....

Why is that?

I don't know...........

Originally posted by debbiejo
I don't know...........

Well, I don't ether! 😛

Why not????...look deep inside....It's where all the answers are...It's out flowing.... 😂 😛

A monk was driving in India when suddenly a dog crosses the road. The car hit and killed the dog. The monk looked around and seeing a temple, went to knock on the door. A monk opened the door. The first monk said: "I'm terribly sorry, but my karma ran over your dogma."

One day a young Buddhist on his journey home, came to the banks of a wide river. Staring hopelessly at the great obstacle in front of him , he pondered for hours on just how to cross such a wide barrier. Just as he was about to give up his pursuit to continue his journey he saw a great teacher on the other side of the river. The young Buddhist yells over to the teacher "Oh wise one , can you tell me how to get to the other side of this river"?
The teacher ponders for a moment looks up and down the river and yells back "My son, you are on the other side" .

😂 😂

oh...I gotta find some buddhist jokes.....hahahahaha

A Bad Gift for a Buddhist

Q: Why is a vacuum cleaner a bad gift for a Buddhist?

A: Because it comes with attachments.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Why not????...look deep inside....It's where all the answers are...It's out flowing.... 😂 😛

Oh...sorry....

The Buddhist at the Dentist

Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work?

A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!

OK Another one.

The Buddhist Hotdog Vendor

A Buddhist approaches a hotdog vendor and says: "Make me one with everything."

He gives the vendor a $20 bill and waits. Finally he says: "Where's my change?"

Says the vendor: "All change must come from within."

A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:

"Dyslexic Satanists, Sell Their souls To SANTA"

I liked this one... 😄

Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a mob around her preparing to stone her to death.

Jesus stops them and says, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone!"

Suddenly a woman at the back of the crowd fires off a stone at the adulteress and blasts her right in the head.

At which point Jesus looks over and says...
"Mother! Sometimes you really TICK ME OFF!"

Satan

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before the service started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate.
Soon everyone is evacuated from the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence.

Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Hey! Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "I've been married to your sister for 25 years."

OK....one last one... 😂

The Donkey

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead.

He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS

The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00. The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. The next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The Bishop was buried the next day.

Favorite Christian Pick-up Lines

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry.” How about dinner?

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

Yeah I predicted David over Goliath.I didn't believe in predestination till I met you.

What do YOU think? Will it be the flood or the fire next time?

Hi. Your name must be Grace because you are AMAZING!

😇

Originally posted by debbiejo
A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:

"Dyslexic Satanists, Sell Their souls To SANTA"

thats a good one 😄

Forgot...Did I already post this one???

When I Was Your Age ...

The minister was passing a group of young teens sitting on the church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing.

"Nothing much, Pastor," replied one boy. "We were just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their sex life.""Boys, boys, boys!" he scolded. "I'm shocked. When I was your age, I never even thought about sex."

In unison they all replied, "You win!"

Got lots of catchin up to do with studies....catch you all later....

i thought this one was funny... you dont mind if i just post it do you?

an arm and a leg.

The first man, Adam, was relaxing in the Garden of Eden when God said, "Adam, how would you like someone to prepare your meals, clean your house and wash your clothes, someone that loves and adores you and will obey your every wish?"

Adam said, "That sounds pretty good, but how much will it cost me?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Adam thought about it for a little while, then asked, "Well, what can I get for just one rib?"