Sex positions

Originally posted by Syren
You are totally sex, Storm eyes

Elaborate, please 🙂

Do you two often go out for drinks and discussion on your next sexual move? Gross guys, really 😂

I do... I feel like I'm really missing out 😕

this thread is rly confusing ill have you know! blowup

Really?

Originally posted by Syren
I do... I feel like I'm really missing out 😕

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*goes to look it up*

I think I might have some inkling as to what it means but I have to make sure 😄

you don't want to know what it isO.O..trust mefear

A shit moustache? shock

I like to think I wipe carefully enough so as not to leave excess in that area. Also, if anyone tried that, I'd beat them to a pulp.

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✅ I think all girls would chair

Originally posted by Syren
A shit moustache? shock

I like to think I wipe carefully enough so as not to leave excess in that area. Also, if anyone tried that, I'd beat them to a pulp.

Not a pretty picture....artist

God, no... who actually does these things?

People who like shit moustaches I'd assume. Can't say I've met one but there must be some.

-AC

hmm Isn't it supposed to come as quite a shock when it happens?

If you are into practices that involve smearing faeces across your upper lip in the form of a moustache, I don't think much can shock you.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
If you are into practices that involve smearing faeces across your upper lips in the form of a moustache, I don't think much can shock you.

-AC

It's not exactly like you can then call ANYTHING disgusting.

"Ewww, I don't like all that bondage shit, that role playing stuff. It's weird."

"Lady, you enjoy having actual shit smeared across your lip in the form of a moustache. You're within the realm of weird, there's no complaining for you."

-AC

for the record it was just sarcasm and i do not advocate or condone the practice of 'dirty sanchez' 😛

AC, when I looked it up it said that it's supposed to come as a shock to the female. The guy is behind her and he inserts a finger, and then smears said finger across her lip. She certainly doesn't see it coming.

Like the Donkey Punch. One helluva shock.

The funniest part is the name.

-AC

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