Silver Surfer vs. Black Adam

Started by StiltmanFTW31 pages
StiltmanFTW CBvF

Originally posted by qwertyuiop1998
TBF, Carver said fta not fts

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FTA

You're telling us Carver joined the army and got fucked in the ass?

So that is why ShadowFyre sympathizes with him so much...

Philosophía "The devil made me do it"

Originally posted by Juntai
by spreading seeds and purifying oxygen.
I audibly lol'd.

Originally posted by abhilegend
He's not powerful enough to do any of that. He maxed his power moving a moon.
The limit and maximum effort in history of his power cosmic [with the help of his sentient board also at its limit] being moon moving is quite a great showing for him, to be perfectly honest.

Lockjaw truly lives up to his name <3

At this point, what do you think is the more obvious outcome, Black Adam shatters the board and pummels him, hits him off the board and pummels him or, like Lobo Lunatik, takes his board and beats him into unconsciousness with it?

abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans

No, Surfer creates magic lightning out of his ass

StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by abhilegend
No, Surfer creates magic lightning out of his ass

Impossible.

Surfer has no butthole.

Old Man Whirly! Restricted

Butthole Surfer... sounds like the 80's...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butthole_Surfers

MrMind Senior Member

butthole surfer was good

whirly finally posting something i can agree with

DarkSaint85 Bonified abstract

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Impossible.

Surfer has no butthole.

Canon.

Old Man Whirly! Restricted

Originally posted by MrMind
butthole surfer was good

whirly finally posting something i can agree with

Yeah they were up there with groupss like Jesus Lizard, Pussy Galore and Meat Puppets, good times.

Philosophía "The devil made me do it"

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Impossible.

Surfer has no butthole.

His energy is shit in more ways than one.

Smurph tu quoqumber

Silver Surfer spreads seeds, not cheeks.

An eco friendly king.

Philosophía "The devil made me do it"

Surfer gets constipated a week in advance when he has to face above Iron Man level characters.

It should be added to thread stipulations.

ODG Find Your Own Fire

Originally posted by Philosophía
I audibly lol'd.

The limit and maximum effort in history of his power cosmic [with the help of his sentient board also at its limit] being moon moving is quite a great showing for him, to be perfectly honest.

Lockjaw truly lives up to his name <3

At this point, what do you think is the more obvious outcome, Black Adam shatters the board and pummels him, hits him off the board and pummels him or, like Lobo Lunatik, takes his board and beats him into unconsciousness with it?

Suggesting that propelling an entire moon is the limit of the Power Cosmic based on a single statement by Norrin in contravention of his full history is as fallacious as suggesting that Superman's travelling speed limit is only lightspeed based on a single statement by Kal-El in contravention of his full history.

abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans

😂

Test123 Senior Member
Must be tiny ass planets if Surfer needs Hulk's strength to stop a tiny ship. Isn't that the logic comicvine uses?

The difference is that he has busted planets before, Adam never has, even when assisted.

abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans

Originally posted by Test123
The difference is that he has busted planets before, Adam never has, even when assisted.

Tiny ass planets you mean. Again, the comicvine logic.

carver9 Senior Member

Proof they were tiny?

abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans

Proof they were big?

carver9 Senior Member

You mentioned the planets being tiny and then ask me for proof that they are big? &#129318;&#127999;

abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans

Originally posted by carver9
You mentioned the planets being tiny and then ask me for proof that they are big? &#129318;&#127999;

Yes

Test123 Senior Member
Originally posted by abhilegend
Tiny ass planets you mean. Again, the comicvine logic.

But you'd have to show why they're considered tiny, and even then that's above destroying no planets at all.