I got hit on by a lil old lady...

I was leaving the checkout at the supermarket and I hear from behind me...

"Damn, you're cute."

So I throw on a sly smile flirt , flip to mack mode, and turn around to see a 50 year old woman! scared ... hurp 😘

I chuckle and say "Thank you" .... as she's just staring at me like she's gonna eat me alive. shock

She proceeds to ask me... "Do you have any older brothers or sumthin? naughty Where you from?"

The questions lasted till I got to the parking lot, where I sped up to a power walk, hoping her hip would give out. I said "Have a nice day", jumped in my car, and was out that mutha.

How the HELL should I feel about this? 😑

i don't believe you

hit that shit up.

I swear... that is 'word for word' 😮

Originally posted by bardock
hit that shit up.

😆 ... You're smoke'n crack. no2

Originally posted by D-Double
I swear... that is 'word for word' 😮

😂 I belive you but its ****ing funny! 😆

Give that old mumma some lovin biatch 🙂

okay she's around 50... how old are you DD?

Tsssh Thats Nothing I get hit on by 60+ Women all the time.

Originally posted by Leo.M
okay she's around 50... how old are you DD?

27 but everyone thinks I'm like 21...

... except for liquor store clerks who apparently think I'm 16 cuz they keep card'n me for cigarettes. disgust

Originally posted by Acherontia
Tsssh Thats Nothing I get hit on by 60+ Women all the time.

Does it freak you out?

Originally posted by Acherontia
Tsssh Thats Nothing I get hit on by 60+ Women all the time.

😂 You proberly look about 60 😆

Originally posted by kmcdude

Give that old mumma some lovin biatch 🙂

None for me thanks... I don't like the taste of vomit 🙂

come on DD old lady's need love too you know 💃

Originally posted by D-Double
Does it freak you out?

I tell myself "Okay now, same thing, 43 years younger and now we can start talking" each time.

Originally posted by D-Double
I was leaving the checkout at the supermarket and I hear from behind me...

"Damn, you're cute."

So I throw on a sly smile flirt , flip to mack mode, and turn around to see a 50 year old woman! scared ... hurp 😘

I chuckle and say "Thank you" .... as she's just staring at me like she's gonna eat me alive. shock

She proceeds to ask me... "Do you have any older brothers or sumthin? naughty Where you from?"

The questions lasted till I got to the parking lot, where I sped up to a power walk, hoping her hip would give out. I said "Have a nice day", jumped in my car, and was out that mutha.

How the HELL should I feel about this? 😑

omg... but seriously that's pretty scary 😖

Originally posted by Acherontia
I tell myself "Okay now, same thing, 43 years younger and now we can start talking" each time.

Are you nice to the horny grannies or do you laugh in their face? detective

Originally posted by Coldfire
😱 hysterical

omg... but seriously that's pretty scary 😖

I'm tell'n ya, Coldy... It had me messed up all day. 🤪

... I'm wondering what really goes through the mind of the elderly. 😕

Originally posted by D-Double
I'm tell'n ya, Coldy... It had me messed up all day. 🤪

... I'm wondering what really goes through the mind of the elderly. 😕

Originally posted by D-Double
I'm tell'n ya, Coldy... It had me messed up all day. 🤪

... I'm wondering what really goes through the mind of the elderly. 😕

wheelchair mmm I'd like to smack that fine and tight peace of @$$ 😆 😂 😆

😂 .... 😘

now that I think about it, she was probably more like in her 60's. Damn. bag