I got hit on by a lil old lady...

Ooh, okay. I just remember this one poll he made.

Thael? Hmm, now you've made me wonder if my memory's on the skew 😕

There was Miss Pimp and Mr. Pimp....you and he of course. And he had people voting to see who they thought was better. Didn't know Thael, so I voted you.

My grammah used to have a (sort of) boyfriend who was 30-something years younger than her. Filthy old hoe, thinks she's Jerry Hall sneaky2

Seems bingo and herbal tea just isn't enough to satisfy the elderly anymore ❌

Originally posted by DarkC
There was Miss Pimp and Mr. Pimp....you and he of course. And he had people voting to see who they thought was better. Didn't know Thael, so I voted you.

Aah, that makes sense... except 'twas Doobs who originally nicknamed me Miz Pimp'n as he is Mr Pimp'n, diva and pimp respectively 😂

Thael and I were competing for the Ego title though 😆 That was so much fun 😄

Oh yeah, I think that might've been the name of the thread.

Originally posted by Baylin
that sounds like denial to me mate, you should go back and find your old darling if only to satisfy your unconscious lust for this old grisly piece of meat!

... gristle... ho-gawd-hurp 😘

Originally posted by Clovie
didn't you mention once that you're about dating older women?

I'm talk'n 'Famke older'. Not 'Queen Elizabeth older'. 😄

Originally posted by Syren
😆 Oh dear... poor baby

All better now Miz Pimp'n's here eyes

Thanks, Pimp'n .... It was scary. cry

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy

Who wouldn't want to hit on my squishy! 😛

Just take as flattery.. and move on!

... you flatterer

I'd luv to, but the nightmares got me tripp'n. 😛

Originally posted by Deathblow
My grammah used to have a (sort of) boyfriend who was 30-something years younger than her. Filthy old hoe, thinks she's Jerry Hall sneaky2

Seems bingo and herbal tea just isn't enough to satisfy the elderly anymore

😆 ... Damn, Blizzle. You're hardcore for calling your grammy a filthy old hoe.

I hate my grammah as Samuel put it 😊

She just wanted some lovin DD cry poor old thing..........

If an old lady came onto me, I'd be all like:

"Aye! I'm too young for you! Get your bus pass away from me, I ain't interested. I don't care how good your partys are down at the hospital, I ain't interested. I said I ain't interested....Get off. No, get off. I mean it b*tch! GET OFF OR I'LL! Leave my pants on. No, I need them. Leave my pants. Miss! Miss! Miss! No! Miss! I mean it! RIGHT THATS IT!"

I didn't mean to kill her..........

Originally posted by D-Double
I'm talk'n 'Famke older'. Not 'Queen Elizabeth older'. 😄

Originally posted by silver_tears
I hate my grammah as Samuel put it 😊

She just wanted some lovin DD cry poor old thing..........

yeah... I should have fixed her up with the dirty ol' man in my neighborhood. 🙂

Originally posted by Red Superfly
If an old lady came onto me, I'd be all like:

"Aye! I'm too young for you! Get your bus pass away from me, I ain't interested. I don't care how good your partys are down at the hospital, I ain't interested. I said I ain't interested....Get off. No, get off. I mean it b*tch! GET OFF OR I'LL! Leave my pants on. No, I need them. Leave my pants. Miss! Miss! Miss! No! Miss! I mean it! RIGHT THATS IT!"

I didn't mean to kill her..........

.... 😆

Superfly's got the 'Truffle shuffle' in his sig!! 😱 That's awesome. 😄

Originally posted by Clovie
oh..that makes a difference.....

yep ... a big, sexy difference. flirt

Originally posted by Syren
Your Squishy?

You do realise that Doobs has more nicknames than I have pants?

EG; Squishy, Sparky, Dooby, Mr Pimp'n, Doobmeister, Doobilicious, Doobz, and of course, D-Double.

Jay-sus 😂

Yeh.. I know 😂

I was gonna call him Sir Brag-a-lot but he preferred squishy... so squishy it is! 😄

😛