I got hit on by a lil old lady...

Started by BlackC@t3 pages

I'm 16 and I get hit on by men in their 20's to 40's. I'm not joking, I seriously do.

Famke Janssen is in her early 40's right?

She's the only older lady I'd do that I know of. Although I believe Calista Flockheart is 40 plus.

-AC

Originally posted by Coldfire
I don't think I wanna know 😕

I know it's a lil different for women but, what would you do if you were 27 and a 60 year old hit on you? 😐

Would you be flattered or disgusted?

Originally posted by BlackC@t
I'm 16 and I get hit on by men in their 20's to 40's. I'm not joking, I seriously do.

are you a guy or girl??????

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Famke Janssen is in her early 40's right?

She's the only older lady I'd do that I know of. Although I believe Calista Flockheart is 40 plus.

-AC

yeah she's 41 and hot droolio

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Famke Janssen is in her early 40's right?

She's the only older lady I'd do that I know of. Although I believe Calista Flockheart is 40 plus.

-AC

I wish Famke would hit on me... droolio

Why oh why wasn't she in that Safeway yesterday? ❌

Originally posted by D-Double
I'm tell'n ya, Coldy... It had me messed up all day. 🤪

... I'm wondering what really goes through the mind of the elderly. 😕

that sounds like denial to me mate, you should go back and find your old darling if only to satisfy your unconscious lust for this old grisly piece of meat! 🙄

Re: I got hit on by a lil old lady...

Originally posted by D-Double
I was leaving the checkout at the supermarket and I hear from behind me...

"Damn, you're cute."

So I throw on a sly smile flirt , flip to mack mode, and turn around to see a 50 year old woman! scared ... hurp 😘

I chuckle and say "Thank you" .... as she's just staring at me like she's gonna eat me alive. shock

She proceeds to ask me... "Do you have any older brothers or sumthin? naughty Where you from?"

The questions lasted till I got to the parking lot, where I sped up to a power walk, hoping her hip would give out. I said "Have a nice day", jumped in my car, and was out that mutha.

How the HELL should I feel about this? 😑

I think you should feel...i don't know..but happy that she didn't grab your ass or anything...then you should of felt like violated or something... 😆

Originally posted by D-Double
I was leaving the checkout at the supermarket and I hear from behind me...

"Damn, you're cute."

So I throw on a sly smile flirt , flip to mack mode, and turn around to see a 50 year old woman! scared ... hurp 😘

I chuckle and say "Thank you" .... as she's just staring at me like she's gonna eat me alive. shock

She proceeds to ask me... "Do you have any older brothers or sumthin? naughty Where you from?"

The questions lasted till I got to the parking lot, where I sped up to a power walk, hoping her hip would give out. I said "Have a nice day", jumped in my car, and was out that mutha.

How the HELL should I feel about this? 😑

didn't you mention once that you're about dating older women? 😛

Originally posted by BlackC@t
I'm 16 and I get hit on by men in their 20's to 40's. I'm not joking, I seriously do.

Feel lucky, I don't get hit on by anyone. Except randy guys.

I don't know how you should feel...maybe like it was a compliment perhaps 😛

Re: I got hit on by a lil old lady...

Originally posted by D-Double
I was leaving the checkout at the supermarket and I hear from behind me...

"Damn, you're cute."

So I throw on a sly smile flirt , flip to mack mode, and turn around to see a 50 year old woman! scared ... hurp 😘

I chuckle and say "Thank you" .... as she's just staring at me like she's gonna eat me alive. shock

She proceeds to ask me... "Do you have any older brothers or sumthin? naughty Where you from?"

The questions lasted till I got to the parking lot, where I sped up to a power walk, hoping her hip would give out. I said "Have a nice day", jumped in my car, and was out that mutha.

How the HELL should I feel about this? 😑

In a way, that's hillarious 😆 In another, it scared the hell outta me scared

Originally posted by D-Double
I wish Famke would hit on me... droolio

Why oh why wasn't she in that Safeway yesterday? ❌

You know..this is the first time I've heard someone say "Safeway" on this site..People actually know about it..touched

Re: I got hit on by a lil old lady...

Originally posted by D-Double
where I sped up to a power walk, hoping her hip would give out.

😆

Originally posted by D-Double
I was leaving the checkout at the supermarket and I hear from behind me...

"Damn, you're cute."

So I throw on a sly smile flirt , flip to mack mode, and turn around to see a 50 year old woman! scared ... hurp 😘

I chuckle and say "Thank you" .... as she's just staring at me like she's gonna eat me alive. shock

She proceeds to ask me... "Do you have any older brothers or sumthin? naughty Where you from?"

The questions lasted till I got to the parking lot, where I sped up to a power walk, hoping her hip would give out. I said "Have a nice day", jumped in my car, and was out that mutha.

How the HELL should I feel about this? 😑


Lay off the beer.

Nah, just kiddin'. 😛 Stay away from old ladies then who have a funny gleam in their eye.

Re: I got hit on by a lil old lady...

Originally posted by D-Double
I was leaving the checkout at the supermarket and I hear from behind me...

"Damn, you're cute."

So I throw on a sly smile flirt , flip to mack mode, and turn around to see a 50 year old woman! scared ... hurp 😘

I chuckle and say "Thank you" .... as she's just staring at me like she's gonna eat me alive. shock

She proceeds to ask me... "Do you have any older brothers or sumthin? naughty Where you from?"

The questions lasted till I got to the parking lot, where I sped up to a power walk, hoping her hip would give out. I said "Have a nice day", jumped in my car, and was out that mutha.

How the HELL should I feel about this? 😑

pukepukepuke

Re: I got hit on by a lil old lady...

Originally posted by D-Double
I was leaving the checkout at the supermarket and I hear from behind me...

"Damn, you're cute."

So I throw on a sly smile flirt , flip to mack mode, and turn around to see a 50 year old woman! scared ... hurp 😘

I chuckle and say "Thank you" .... as she's just staring at me like she's gonna eat me alive. shock

She proceeds to ask me... "Do you have any older brothers or sumthin? naughty Where you from?"

The questions lasted till I got to the parking lot, where I sped up to a power walk, hoping her hip would give out. I said "Have a nice day", jumped in my car, and was out that mutha.

How the HELL should I feel about this? 😑

😆 Oh dear... poor baby hug

All better now Miz Pimp'n's here eyes

Originally posted by D-Double
I was leaving the checkout at the supermarket and I hear from behind me...

"Damn, you're cute."

So I throw on a sly smile flirt , flip to mack mode, and turn around to see a 50 year old woman! scared ... hurp 😘

I chuckle and say "Thank you" .... as she's just staring at me like she's gonna eat me alive. shock

She proceeds to ask me... "Do you have any older brothers or sumthin? naughty Where you from?"

The questions lasted till I got to the parking lot, where I sped up to a power walk, hoping her hip would give out. I said "Have a nice day", jumped in my car, and was out that mutha.

How the HELL should I feel about this? 😑

smiley_abzw

Who wouldn't want to hit on my squishy! 😛

Just take as flattery.. and move on! 😉

Your Squishy?

You do realise that Doobs has more nicknames than I have pants?

EG; Squishy, Sparky, Dooby, Mr Pimp'n, Doobmeister, Doobilicious, Doobz, and of course, D-Double.

Jay-sus 😂

Thought Thael was Mr. Pimp'n. 😑

Noooo... Doobs nicknamed me Miz Pimp'n. The gal to his guy 😄

Thael is Mr Ego 😂