Nastiest thing you've ever done??

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Nastiest thing you've ever done??

One time I was playing basketball and the ball fell in doggy poo and I gave it to my friend without him knowing and in the end he was like "Damn Zac, your ball is dirty!" And his hands were all brown and stuff. And Till this day he still thinks it was dirt... because hes bigger than me and I just dont feel like telling him.

I was hungover in a local supermarket one Sunday morning and vomited over the head of a small child.

Originally posted by amity75
I was hungover in a local supermarket one Sunday morning and vomited over the head of a small child.

During church they had a silent moment for one of out friends who had to have surgery and then the priest farted really loud and everybody was trying to hold their laughter in.

Originally posted by zac_j
During church they had a silent moment for one of out friends who had to have surgery and then the priest farted really loud and everybody was trying to hold their laughter in.

I threw a rotten Cantalope at a 14 year old

Vomited KFC in front of the fastfood resturant itself, ironically. 😆

Originally posted by Neo_Communist
I threw a rotten Cantalope at a 14 year old

when i was 4 i took a dookie in a urinal

this happened saturday: we had a football game and i got carsick, so my mom threw me back a cup and i threw up in it and i missed the cup and it got all over my friends sports bag, but i didnt tell him.

I made a bet for a thousand dollars that I would put diarrhea in my mouth w/o swallowing or gagging.

Originally posted by NunYahBidness
I made a bet for a thousand dollars that I would put diarrhea in my mouth w/o swallowing or gagging.

and then?

Originally posted by zac_j
and then?
I'm still here, aren't I?

Originally posted by NunYahBidness
I made a bet for a thousand dollars that I would put diarrhea in my mouth w/o swallowing or gagging.

GAH!!!! This un' takes the cake.

Originally posted by DarkC
GAH!!!! This un' takes the cake.
Funny you should say cake. There was some of that, so you should know!

shock

but i dookied in a urinal!!!!

I dont think ever ever done anything nasty...😬

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
I dont think ever ever done anything nasty...😬

i creamed on your nipples... 😬

Originally posted by zac_j
i creamed on your nipples... 😬

But that doesnt involve ME being nasty...although....I did lick your cream off of my nipples....✅

Oh yeah, It isnt really all that nasty but it was funny.. Last year I brought a condom to the lunchroom and was playing with it the whole lunch period, just blowing it up and tossing it in everyone's food and when lunch was almost over we stuffed food in it and my bud Shawn spit in it and we left it on the table for the janitors to clean up.
And me and Daniel had sex last Friday and left a condom on the gearshift of a school bus.. ✅

😆

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
But that doesnt involve ME being nasty...although....I did lick your cream off of my nipples....✅

Oh yeah, It isnt really all that nasty but it was funny.. Last year I brought a condom to the lunchroom and was playing with it the whole lunch period, just blowing it up and tossing it in everyone's food and when lunch was almost over we stuffed food in it and my bud Shawn spit in it and we left it on the table for the janitors to clean up.
And me and Daniel had sex last Friday and left a condom on the gearshift of a school bus.. ✅


Oh yeah and then one time I flicked a booger into the back of someone's head..mwahahah.

A lot of people do that.