i once peed in a jar, put it in the fridge to chill, and later, when my stupid bastard of an uncle was sipping his beer, my brother distracted him and i'd pour in the pee. he kept drinking it. what a stupid bastard. and once when i was like, 10, i was reading at sunday mass and i puked all over the little podium thingy in front of everyone. it was fuggin' awesome.
Originally posted by Gold Digger
Got a guy to fall in love with me. He bought me a BEAUTIFUL engagment ring. I said yes, then 2 weeks later I dumped him and kept the ring
and when you shovelled the shit in his mouth, he just took it, like a wuss? i'm suprised you didn't kick him in the balls for good measure.