Nastiest thing you've ever done??

Originally posted by zac_j
One time I was playing basketball and the ball fell in doggy poo and I gave it to my friend without him knowing and in the end he was like "Damn Zac, your ball is dirty!" And his hands were all brown and stuff. And Till this day he still thinks it was dirt... because hes bigger than me and I just dont feel like telling him.

the nastiest thing i ever did was fill water balloons up with rotten eggs and fresh dog poo and toss them at crowd at the 4th of July.

Yes, it was t3h jizz.

So now there is no excuse for a woman not to swallow! Exsept ofcourse if she's a vegan, lol..

I hate eggs 😘 😂

Originally posted by Gold Digger
I hate eggs 😘 😂

DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by zac_j
DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Pielover666
God your such a fuggin' n00b. You really need to lay off the sugar, man.

and this is coming from the person who thinks being banned by raz is cool? i dont think so.

Originally posted by zac_j
DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So even from a sexual standpoint.. I'm low-carb.. 😛

Originally posted by Spelljammer
Actually I heard every man's taste differant. Because what stroke my curisosity was the fact that this goth girl named Jennifer (not my best friend Jennifer, a differant one) told Kelly cum tasted like fruit. She never gave a blowjob before so she didn't know, and her knowing I was into biology asked me if there was some sortof chemichal in the cum that made it taste like that, and I said no, that that has nothing to do with it. If it did taste like something, it would probably differ from person to person, do to people having differant diets and differant harmone production levels..

So even from a sexual standpoint.. I'm low-carb.. 😛

Which now i'm wondering if maybe Jennifer's boyfriend was a diabetic. Because an ejaculation has about 4grams of protien. So if it was fruit tasting, it would have to have fructose in it, or atleast some kindof sugar, and if there's sugar in his cum, then there must be sugar in his blood and pee too.. because his pancrease isn't getting rid of it immideatly..

So cum I would think is suppose to taste like cheese, eggs, meat, or gravy.. anything else, and you should consult your doctor.

And I can't believe I just wrote that..

Originally posted by Spelljammer
Which now i'm wondering if maybe Jennifer's boyfriend was a diabetic. Because an ejaculation has about 4grams of protien. So if it was fruit tasting, it would have to have fructose in it, or atleast some kindof sugar, and if there's sugar in his cum, then there must be sugar in his blood and pee too.. because his pancrease isn't getting rid of it immideatly..

So cum I would think is [b]suppose to taste like cheese, eggs, meat, or gravy.. anything else, and you should consult your doctor.

And I can't believe I just wrote that.. [/B]

and how would YOU know? wtf do u do in ur free time??

I make it my buisness to know, havn't you ever wondred what you're going to do when your wife wants you to go down on her? You have to be ready for these things..

Originally posted by zac_j
and this is coming from the person who thinks being banned by raz is cool? i dont think so.

Originally posted by Spelljammer
I make it my buisness to know, havn't you ever wondred what you're going to do when your wife wants you to go down on her? You have to be ready for these things..

Originally posted by Pielover666
Did I say cool? Not I said It was a honor. Key difference. Why don't you aucutally gain some intellegence before opeing your fat mouth, jackass!

Originally posted by zac_j
reported

i stabbed someone with a butcher knife

Originally posted by Deano
i stabbed someone with a butcher knife

what? he didnt die

Originally posted by Pielover666
Why?
And don't freakin' double post.