Wolverine vs Master Chief

Started by Deus Ex12 pages

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
I called you stupid as you implied that calling someone gullible makes them gullible....

I have posted here as most post are aimmed at me... when people quote me or answer my post its only polite I give them an answer right???

lol shout at some yanks??? I don't hate americans ya know... some of my good friends on XBL reside in USA... lol...your getting silly now...

The usual joke is about "that damn UK wiring" every time my buddy gets lag. He's a horrible Halo 2 junkie... like a level 50 or something. He has literally done eighteen hour game sessions.

And I didn't imply you were gullible, you proved it with your reply. It's like how do you keep an ass in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Get it?

buy your own admistion then if I called you gullible then you are.... yer real clever there... Like on a whole new lvl of IQ...

using jokes you hear at the age of 7 isn't clever...

can you play halo2? or do you just watch your friend...

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
buy your own admistion then if I called you gullible then you are.... yer real clever there... Like on a whole new lvl of IQ...

using jokes you hear at the age of 7 isn't clever...

can you play halo2? or do you just watch your friend...

Uh, no... actually I said "you're just gullible", to which you replied "lol oh yeah how am I gullible?". And I said "I'll tell you tomorrow." To which you replied "lol takes you that long to figure it out."

Honestly, if you didn't get it, you don't have a sense of humor and you're gullible. Look the word up if it helps, please.

lol didn't you get my commet?? lol your more guillible then me then!....

Cheer up Deus...

Here is my non biased opinion of what might happen.

The setting is of a lush green area with plenty of boulders and waterfalls and places of height.

Master Chief enters the area with two SMGs at the ready and a battle rifle attached to his back. He walks cautiously surveying the area while also having his guns at the ready. MC detects something on his radar, he tenses up for an encounter. It gets closer. MC can't see where its coming from but that its out there.

Swiftly Wolverine leaps off a ledge and lands right in-front of MC. MC points to shoot but Wolverine swipes and slices MC SMGs in two leaving them useless. Quickly MC drops the ends of his SMGs and punches Wolverine in the stomach to send him flying back. MC quietly says "is he dead?" MC gets his battle rifle at the ready and slowly walks up to wolverine who lays on the floor in a puddle of water.

MC shadow is cast over Wolverine, without warning Wolverine leaps up and takes a swipe at MC but this time MC is able to block with his arm. His shield takes the impact. MC's sensors go crazy. MC sees this is no ordinary human as that attack took half of his shield down. MC raises his gun and fires a 3 round burst into Wolverines chest yet Wolverine still leaps at MC and knocks him to the ground where Wolverine starts to punch MC with his claws and with each attack lowering MC shield.

MC is able to hunch up and kick Wolverine off with his feet. Acting under pressure MC takes out a plasma grenade and throws it at Wolverine with excellent results. The grenade explodes in a brilliant flash of blue and white sending Wolverine flying.

MC calls for an evac. While he waits he checks his battle rifle is in working order, also seeing the very deep scratches that have recently developed on it. He sees the Pelican on the horizon. Suddenly two claws pierce through MC back and through to his front. MC can barely breath. Wolverine removes the claws but unlike a human MC was still standing, he throws his battle rifle at Wolverine and quickly makes for the Pelican. As he boards his last memories were shouting for a medic.

Tell me what you think

plasma grenade would end wolverine... Its freekin plasma... Its would ova load his healin powers..

Yeah but its only a grenade, not a C4 explosive bomb. Its only a small impact anyway, not enough to blow him away. Just enough to take a chuck out if him.

I would accept a normal grenade not killing him... but plasma would melt him... he wouldn't be up soo quick either if he survived it...

Do you even know what plasma is? It's ionized gas, meaning it has an electrical charge to it. . .

This is a plasma lamp.

Congrats on the pic there... But plasma in halo burns at the temp of the sun... its not like a small explostion... its a massive discharge of heat that would burn through his skin... Plasma screen tvs and Plasma rifles are 2 different things cresh...

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
Congrats on the pic there... But plasma in halo burns at the temp of the sun... its not like a small explostion... its a massive discharge of heat that would burn through his skin... Plasma screen tvs and Plasma rifles are 2 different things cresh...
And these grenades don't destroy the surronding environment and the user? 😉

Even if its a smaller area that's the heat of the sun, the heat would gradiate outwards. you can't have to areas right next to each other that are THAT extreme in difference. 🙂

hang on... I though Science & comics don't work???

Plasma from MC's guns or grenades burn at the temp of the sun...
MC throws the grenades so they don't blow him up... they would damage the surrounding environment though...

The guns and grenades work in the game... they would melt Wolverine...

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
hang on... I though Science & comics don't work???
😉

Though technically this is science in the game.

But hey, you'll attack things that are "scientifically impossible" if they are not in your favor. But feircely defend it if it is in your favor.

🙂

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
Plasma from MC's guns or grenades burn at the temp of the sun...
MC throws the grenades so they don't blow him up... they would damage the surrounding environment though...

The guns and grenades work in the game... they would melt Wolverine...

oh the plasma in the games melts the environ? 😉

Originally posted by Creshosk
😉

Though technically this is science in the game.

But hey, you'll attack things that are "scientifically impossible" if they are not in your favor. But feircely defend it if it is in your favor.

🙂

oh the plasma in the games melts the environ? 😉

Im not attack your use of it, or defending my point by saying its invalid... I'm saying that you constantly said no to science in the other thread...

Plasma would burn all the environment... as in the books it does... The game would run into all sorts of problems if that feature works...

Though in the books plasma has burned though 3 meters of titanium...

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
The study of the principles of reasoning, especially of the structure of propositions as distinguished from their content and of method and validity in deductive reasoning.

A system of reasoning: Aristotle's logic.
A mode of reasoning: By that logic, we should sell the company tomorrow.
The formal, guiding principles of a discipline, school, or science.
Valid reasoning: Your paper lacks the logic to prove your thesis.
The relationship between elements and between an element and the whole in a set of objects, individuals, principles, or events: There's a certain logic to the motion of rush-hour traffic.
Computer Science.
The nonarithmetic operations performed by a computer, such as sorting, comparing, and matching, that involve yes-no decisions.
Computer circuitry.
Graphic representation of computer circuitry.

No dope, logic is reasoning for inference, ignorance is your friend.

Logic dictates that you are a hypocrite for setting a double standard by mocking me, while you are wasting your time the exact same way.

Now go touch yourself like you always do. 😆

Kids...

HAHA!!!!! 😆 Little kids are so funny

Listen, you can't count logic in comics, there always in state of constant flux.. When you compare universes the characters are always equal, it doesn't matter if you compare Superman to Thor or Superman to Wolverine. Each character has an equal chance of winning..

Superman beats Thor but loss to Mumm-ra from the Thundercats, it's a perfect example of it....

And so is Wolverine beating Lobo, Lobo might have all these cool powers in his comics but when you cross universes like that all that stuff goes out the door...

Let me say it better, logic might be used used in comics but not in crossovers..

So if Wolverine was to ever fight MC all logic would go out the door, especially when you compare two character's form two totally different universes in a fight like that.....
So yeah, it's totallty possible that MC might be able to take Wolverine, I don't think he could but it's possible..

If they ever fought I doubt Wolverine would just instantly heal from every thing MC threw at him, but on the other hand I doubt MC would be able to simply just move around Wolverine with his super reflexes and just pop countless caps in his ass till he falls over dead...

I could list countless examples of it, but hopefully you have the intelligence to understandwhat I'm getting at..... [hopefully]

So if all logic goes out the door, why participate in these threads, pray tell?

Mako Victim, I'm stunded at your stupidity.... Try reading the forum rules... it might help you to not come out with sooo much stupidity again....[hopefully]

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
Im not attack your use of it, or defending my point by saying its invalid... I'm saying that you constantly said no to science in the other thread...
So is that why you've decided to abandon science in this one. 😉

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
Plasma would burn all the environment... as in the books it does... The game would run into all sorts of problems if that feature works...

Though in the books plasma has burned though 3 meters of titanium...

So is this the game version where the plasma is not that hot, or is this the Book version where it is?

🙂

Originally posted by Deus Ex
So if all logic goes out the door, why participate in these threads, pray tell?
What's funny is...

I'm not abandoning science.... I don't know much about plasma... I will read up on it in a bit...
I was just pointing out, that you didn't wana even think about science before now your first point is about science... though it was kinda funny..

The game and the books version of plasma is the same... it would just one big game mechanic if everything melted...

tho they clearly show burn marks when you shoot the walls with a plasma gun...