Poetry and Prose suggestions

Started by Alpha Centauri35 pages

Fine, be like that, you German.

Just kidding. Krunk'd seems to concentrate more on literary techniques than actually conveying emotion. I concentrate on the former.

-AC

Oh boy, good thing you told me you were kidding, I was just about to slice my wrists with the housecat.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
He was in it last time, I still won.

Purely because nobody knew who wrote what poem, it was judged without bias. Not saying he isn't good, I like his work.

-AC


Yeah that's so true 😊

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
He was in it last time, I still won.

Purely because nobody knew who wrote what poem, it was judged without bias. Not saying he isn't good, I like his work.

In my mind, I always win everything regardless of the 'official' result.

As for the judging, couldn't we do it some way where everyone who enters gets a vote? Another judging idea would be that all the people who enter have to place the poems in order of preference. I think having only 2 people judge is a bit stupid when individual preference can have such a great influence. The more the merrier, I say! Easy, Bardock...

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Krunk'd seems to concentrate more on literary techniques than actually conveying emotion. I concentrate on the former.

That's fair and unfair. Personally, I don't like the structure of poetic 'rambles', so I generally steer clear of them. Sometimes, I just like to speak a load of crap, but other times I do put my emotions into the stuff I write, although it may only be obvious to myself. Also, it is important to remember that the term 'emotion' is not exclusively applied to depression, love and anger.

As for the contest, let's do it soon because I'm eager to see if I can spot Bardock's...That guy's an idiot.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
In my mind, I always win everything regardless of the 'official' result.

As for the judging, couldn't we do it some way where everyone who enters gets a vote? Another judging idea would be that all the people who enter have to place the poems in order of preference. I think having only 2 people judge is a bit stupid when individual preference can have such a great influence. The more the merrier, I say! Easy, Bardock...

As for the contest, let's do it soon because I'm eager to see if I can spot Bardock's...That guy's an idiot.

Yes Floo...you are...special.

Yeah...Bardock for Judgident...although I only vote for

I prefer the term moron...it reminds me of Mormons...which reminds me of South Park...dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.

Hehe...one liner responses...hehe.

Are you drunk or German?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Are you drunk or German?

Last time I checked I was both.

How do you check if you're German? What I mean is, what do you do? Physically. To yourself.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
How do you check if you're German? What I mean is, what do you do? Physically. To yourself.

It's a complicated procedure, you have to take blood, and they have institutes to check your blood. I mean, how else would I ahve found out that I'm not french anymore?

There is seriously way too much homo-erotic tension between you two, haha.

Infact, I might have that be the subject of my poem, should I enter.

Brokeback KMC, "...and so sayeth Ya Krunk'd 'I wish I knew how to quit thee, Bardock.'"

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
There is seriously way too much homo-erotic tension between you two, haha.

Infact, I might have that be the subject of my poem, should I enter.

Brokeback KMC, "...and so sayeth Ya Krunk'd 'I wish I knew how to quit thee, Bardock.'"

-AC

Dude...that's wrong...you make fun of an entire love between two people....it's wrong.....WRONG.

😆 You guys! You came! 😱

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
In my mind, I always win everything regardless of the 'official' result.

As for the judging, couldn't we do it some way where everyone who enters gets a vote? Another judging idea would be that all the people who enter have to place the poems in order of preference. I think having only 2 people judge is a bit stupid when individual preference can have such a great influence. The more the merrier, I say! Easy, Bardock...

That's a good idea 🙂 And of course, we couldn't vote for our own lol.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
There is seriously way too much homo-erotic tension between you two, haha.

Infact, I might have that be the subject of my poem, should I enter.

Brokeback KMC, "...and so sayeth Ya Krunk'd 'I wish I knew how to quit thee, Bardock.'"

-AC


😱 😂

Originally posted by Bardock42
It's a complicated procedure, you have to take blood, and they have institutes to check your blood. I mean, how else would I ahve found out that I'm not french anymore?

True, I totally forgot about you being French before. Still into the fish?

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
There is seriously way too much homo-erotic tension between you two, haha.

Infact, I might have that be the subject of my poem, should I enter.

Brokeback KMC, "...and so sayeth Ya Krunk'd 'I wish I knew how to quit thee, Bardock.'"

-AC

Oceans may seperate our physical entities, but no distance is too far for our glowing souls to travel. Thus, Edward Scissorhands would offer a more pertinent representation of our love:

Bardock: "Hold me..."
Ya Krunk'd Floohands: "I can't".

So sad. So very many much sad.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
True, I totally forgot about you being French before. Still into the fish?

Oceans may seperate our physical entities, but no distance is too far for our glowing souls to travel. Thus, Edward Scissorhands would offer a more pertinent representation of our love:

Bardock: "Hold me..."
Ya Krunk'd Floohands: "I can't".

So sad. So very many much sad.

Well, depends on what kind of "into" you are talking about.

What the, why are you Johnny Depp?

As in, 'in the fish'. You know, f*cking them and everything...

Why am I Johnny Depp? Well, I dunno Bardock...Probably because I'm so ridiculously good-looking. That might have something to do with it...

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
As in, 'in the fish'. You know, f*cking them and everything...

Why am I Johnny Depp? Well, I dunno Bardock...Probably because I'm so ridiculously good-looking. That might have something to do with it...

Oh...oh...yeah...okay...then yes, yeah.

Well that makes sense, can't argue with it...anyways...then I'm Winona Ryder, boy I'm hot...I don't need you Floo...well, if you folks would excuse me now I need to take a shower.......hehe

Since you're a girl, shouldn't you be saying "sheshe"?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Since you're a girl, shouldn't you be saying "sheshe"?

True, I'm so sexist....now don't interrupt I need to rub my whole (hot female) body with body lotion.

I always think Krunk'd has that element of "You all know I'm playing along" humour, but Bardock, when flirting with Krunk'd, does seem ravenously homo-gay-xual, haha.

-AC