Poetry and Prose suggestions

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Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I always think Krunk'd has that element of "You all know I'm playing along" humour, but Bardock, when flirting with Krunk'd, does seem ravenously homo-gay-xual, haha.

-AC


That's because I want him....the guy is hot.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I always think Krunk'd has that element of "You all know I'm playing along" humour, but Bardock, when flirting with Krunk'd, does seem ravenously homo-gay-xual, haha.

-AC


that's exactly what I thought 😂
Originally posted by Bardock42
That's because I want him....the guy is hot.

Yes, and so are his curtains haha

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I always think Krunk'd has that element of "You all know I'm playing along" humour, but Bardock, when flirting with Krunk'd, does seem ravenously homo-gay-xual, haha.

Maybe my 'acting' is all an act...In truth, I love that fish-f*cker and his Eskimo camera.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Maybe my 'acting' is all an act...In truth, I love that fish-f*cker and his Eskimo camera.

You only love me with my Eskimo Camera?

Originally posted by Coldfire
that's exactly what I thought 😂

Yes, and so are his curtains haha

Oh yes...I like his curtains....very, very nice curtains.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You only love me with my Eskimo Camera?

I think of you as the same entity. In my mind, it's impossible to seperate you from the Eskimo camera. When I try to seperate you, you just make some squeeky mouse sounds, then snap back together. It's pretty nice, actually...

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh yes...I like his curtains....very, very nice curtains.

My curtains are tight! And a little furry...

Hehe...squeeky mouse sounds....yeah...I do that sometimes....and I don't want to be seperated from my Eskimo camera either....hmm...yeah...that about covers it.

Okayy......good thing we are talking about curtains....

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hehe...squeeky mouse sounds....yeah...I do that sometimes....and I don't want to be seperated from my Eskimo camera either....hmm...yeah...that about covers it.

Okayy......good thing we are talking about curtains....


Yes, or else this would be just a little creepy....

Originally posted by Coldfire
Yes, or else this would be just a little creepy....
but what is creepy? exactly what does that mean?

Is this contest still on or what because I would like to participate as well. I have read most of the thread but I see that it has become the stage for a show between two linguistic swordsmen and their tongue in check abott and costello routine. Have I misse it already?

Originally posted by calvinNhobbes
Is this contest still on or what because I would like to participate as well. I have read most of the thread but I see that it has become the stage for a show between two linguistic swordsmen and their tongue in check abott and costello routine. Have I misse it already?

Since we have more than 10 people now, it's still on... but I'm not sure if we have a topic yet lol

Cool. 10 people.

So, what should the topic be. Something not to vague but not to specific either.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Cool. 10 people.

So, what should the topic be. Something not to vague but not to specific either.

All the topics I can think about at the moment are Bill Hicks and Hellblazer....sorry. Although we could always go for the three most common topics freedom, death or fish .....and when I say fish I mean love.....or fish, ewither way.

I agree. 'Fish-love' should be the topic. It's "not too vague but not too specific either".

Fish-love.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I agree. 'Fish-love' should be the topic. It's "not too vague but not too specific either".

Fish-love.

Yeah I agree! Ok you go off write us a poem about fish-love and we'll tell you if its any good or not.

5 smiley faces for ''its fantastich'' and one smiley face for ''it needs improvement''

We're waiting...

Fish Love

Oh, my! You little fish,
Swimming in your pool of bliss,
How I wish, wish to be your dish,
Then, together we shall never miss.

Our love forever, you and I,
In sexy waves, we shall never die,
On the sea bed, we shall spoon and lie,
Hoping that the moment will not fly.

Oh, Nemo, won't you hold me tight?
Ward off the sharks in the night,
And when dawn breaks, we shall be,
In each other's flippers pervertedly.

F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!

I give 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 for general fishiness.

So, it looks like I've won! Contest over, King Floo reigns supreme!

oh? there was a contest? 😕

Ahem...*clears throat*

I title this "The Winds of Change"

I met a girl named Karen
She seemed really sweet
I thought she had it all
In fact, I thought she was really neat

I took her to a hotel
a lovely stately home
she looked at me seductively
I switched off my mobile phone

I dined and romanced her
bought her flowers and wine
then whisked her up the staircase
to room one ninety nine

Lovingly I carried her
into the bathroom suite
I had filled the place with candles
put down the toilet seat!

I placed her in the bubbles
and she gave a sensual laugh
but the ambiance soon vanished
when she farted in the bath.

*Takes bow*

Thank you, Thank you....

That's lovely, RZA. However, the theme of the competition is 'Fish Love', and apart from the presence of water, I don't see anything remotely fishy about your ode.