Poetry and Prose suggestions

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
[B]Fish Love

Oh, my! You little fish,
Swimming in your pool of bliss,
How I wish, wish to be your dish,
Then, together we shall never miss.

Our love forever, you and I,
In sexy waves, we shall never die,
On the sea bed, we shall spoon and lie,
Hoping that the moment will not fly.

Oh, Nemo, won't you hold me tight?
Ward off the sharks in the night,
And when dawn breaks, we shall be,
In each other's flippers pervertedly.

F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD! [/B]

Originally posted by RZA
Ahem...*clears throat*

I title this "The Winds of Change"

I met a girl named Karen
She seemed really sweet
I thought she had it all
In fact, I thought she was really neat

I took her to a hotel
a lovely stately home
she looked at me seductively
I switched off my mobile phone

I dined and romanced her
bought her flowers and wine
then whisked her up the staircase
to room one ninety nine

Lovingly I carried her
into the bathroom suite
I had filled the place with candles
put down the toilet seat!

I placed her in the bubbles
and she gave a sensual laugh
but the ambiance soon vanished
when she farted in the bath.

*Takes bow*

Thank you, Thank you....

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
That's lovely, RZA. However, the theme of the competition is 'Fish Love', and apart from the presence of water, I don't see anything remotely fishy about your ode.

Be yee not jealous Floo, I am creator of all things...Yey!!!

And now time for another.....

I title this one...'Goodbye to an Old Friend'

Ahem....

Now I'm old and feeble,
And my pilot light is out,
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.

'Twas a time, when of it's own accord
From my trousers it would spring,
But now I have a part time job
To find the blasted thing.

I used to be embarrassed
To make that thing behave,
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.

But as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues,
To see it hang it's withered head
And watch me tie my shoes. 🙁

Thank you...thank you...

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
[B]Fish Love

Oh, my! You little fish,
Swimming in your pool of bliss,
How I wish, wish to be your dish,
Then, together we shall never miss.

Our love forever, you and I,
In sexy waves, we shall never die,
On the sea bed, we shall spoon and lie,
Hoping that the moment will not fly.

Oh, Nemo, won't you hold me tight?
Ward off the sharks in the night,
And when dawn breaks, we shall be,
In each other's flippers pervertedly.

F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD! [/B]

I like it...apart from the Nemo sex...not sure about the Nemo sex.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I like it...apart from the Nemo sex...not sure about the Nemo sex.

But what is it without the Nemo Love?....a poem? Yes.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I like it...apart from the Nemo sex...not sure about the Nemo sex.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
[B]Fish Love

Oh, my! You little fish,
Swimming in your pool of bliss,
How I wish, wish to be your dish,
Then, together we shall never miss.

Our love forever, you and I,
In sexy waves, we shall never die,
On the sea bed, we shall spoon and lie,
Hoping that the moment will not fly.

Oh, Nemo, won't you hold me tight?
Ward off the sharks in the night,
And when dawn breaks, we shall be,
In each other's flippers pervertedly.

F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD! [/B]

Originally posted by debbiejo
😑

It is a beautiful poem..about love, and fish and desperation...and separation and sand...maybe I just make that up though...either way.

Sooo, what are we doing regarding the competition? 😑

Lil, control these infidels nono

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Sooo, what are we doing regarding the competition? 😑

Originally posted by Syren
Lil, control these infidels nono

I'll let you be my whip lasher in the Poetry forum 😛

Anyway, girlies, when do you want to get this thing in motion?

As soon as ever we're all ready I suppose.

Guess we need confirmation as to who's entering as it's going so slowly... I'll PM everyone who's expressed interest so far and see who we have.

Originally posted by Syren
As soon as ever we're all ready I suppose.

Guess we need confirmation as to who's entering as it's going so slowly... I'll PM everyone who's expressed interest so far and see who we have.

Better PM me first...

😆

Thus far we have;

Coldfire
Krabs55
Ritoshi
Bardock42
Time Of Evil
Meus Amor
Gokuslilbrother
Ya Krunk'd Floo
Alpha Centauri
calvinNhobbes
Feanor
RZA

As far as I'm aware these people will be entering, they've all expressed an interest but I'll confirm as soon as I get a response from each of them.

Lana and I will be judging.

I've had response from the following;

Ritoshi
Bardock42
Time Of Evil
Meus Amor

These people are still interested in participating, but would like to know a date. I suggested August 1st, depending on how many more people respond?

Alpha Centauri has also responded but would rather judge, which is absolutely fine with me 🙂

Gokuslilbrother
Coldfire
Feanor

Response affirmative 😄

has there been a theme decided upon yet? or is it open ended?

I think it's going to be along the lines of 'Experience'... as suggested by Victor Von Doom 🙂

Originally posted by Syren
I think it's going to be along the lines of 'Experience'... as suggested by Victor Von Doom 🙂

But what if we severely lack such cry