Poetry and Prose suggestions

Who's 'entering' what? All I saw was 'tagteam' and 'widening'... I'm scared 🥷

Originally posted by Syren
Who's 'entering' what? All I saw was 'tagteam' and 'widening'... I'm scared 🥷

Don't encourage the savage beasts... I'm hiding 🥷

Originally posted by Syren
Who's 'entering' what? All I saw was 'tagteam' and 'widening'... I'm scared 🥷

/salivating.

Knew it.

shock

I've got my scotch, my favorite smoking jacket on, my comfy slippers, and a plush couch. I'm ready now.

You three are boring....except for Floo.....and Feanor...well, and Syren is interesting as well...

...in an anatomical manner, right?

Then again, who is wrong in this world of thieves?

and what a manner she has. i'd lick it.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
...in an anatomical manner, right?

Then again, who is wrong in this world of thieves?

You.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You.

No, I'm not. You are. Why? Because I said you are.

*Turns around, touches the ground, shakes penis in a frivolous manner*

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
No, I'm not. You are. Why? Because I said you are.

*Turns around, touches the ground, shakes penis in a frivolous manner*

Oh....his reasoning is bulletproof...but, how? I don't want to be wrong. Can I join the penis shaking though?

Sexist bastards... shaking your penises and rubbing it in my face 😠

Wait, rubbing it in my face that I don't have a pe... oh, forget it.

Originally posted by Syren
Sexist bastards... shaking your penises and rubbing it in my face 😠

Wait, rubbing it in my face that I don't have a pe... oh, forget it.

You heard her, she said I may rub my penis in her face..it's not rape...she said yes....

Oh..and you certainly do not have a penis? Right? That's what Floo told me as well first time we met...you know I have to be sure.

I didn't say anything of the sort. It couldn't even be read that way, actually... as I'm obviously pissed off that you're showing off when I can't.

😕 uh...i just posted my short in the short story contest???

Originally posted by Syren
Sexist bastards... shaking your penises and rubbing it in my face 😠

Wait, rubbing it in my face that I don't have a pe... oh, forget it.

Originally posted by Syren
I didn't say anything of the sort. It couldn't even be read that way, actually... as I'm obviously pissed off that you're showing off when I can't.

Does it help if I say "I'm massaging my penis in your face in a rigid - yet sensual - manner"?

Thought so.

Welcome.

Sure, I'd be happy to do it again...

all this talk about sex and penis is making me hungry...anyone got a hotdog?

I missed the contest...didn't I ? 😐