Poetry and Prose suggestions

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Fëanor Senior Member

Originally posted by Ritoshi
I missed the contest...didn't I ? 😐
Never too late. Pm Lil with your entry.

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by Fëanor
all this talk about sex and penis is making me hungry...anyone got a hotdog?

Well, Syren most certainly doesn't HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH I crack me up HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I'm so funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA you know, because she doesn't have a penis? HAHAHAHAHAHAH get it?

Syren dreaming
Originally posted by Ritoshi
I missed the contest...didn't I ? 😐

If you read the contest thread you'll see that you have 12 days left to submit your entry.

Please follow the rules carefully, and good luck 🙂

Coldfire <3 <3 <3

That means I have to get my ass in gear then 😛

Syren dreaming

w00t

Ya Krunk'd Floo Moving with the swell.
Originally posted by Ritoshi
I missed the contest...didn't I ? 😐

Yeah, sucks to be you...Loser.

Ya Krunk'd Floo Moving with the swell.
Originally posted by Coldfire
That means I have to get my ass in gear then 😛

Imagine if you were talking to Bardock...and you were a gear box...and he was a gear-stick...and you said 'on' instead of 'in'.

That'd be bananas.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Imagine if you were talking to Bardock...and you were a gear box...and he was a gear-stick...and you said 'on' instead of 'in'.

That'd be bananas.

Then again imagine that instead of

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Yeah, sucks to be you...Loser.

you had said "I" not "Yeah," and had dropped the second "s" on "sucks" and instead of "to be you...Loser." you had said "horsepenises" ...that would almost be two bananas...maybe even an apple.

Ya Krunk'd Floo Moving with the swell.

Stuff it up your arse, Bardock. No need for that kind of talk.

Talk to me?

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Stuff it up your arse, Bardock. No need for that kind of talk.

Talk to me?

Okay, what do you want to talk about instead...I like bananas...but for you I'd drop that topic....for now.

Ya Krunk'd Floo Moving with the swell.

I want to talk about the dividing line between love and sex.

You start...

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I want to talk about the dividing line between love and sex.

You start...

Kay...love is when you really, really, really like someone and sex is when you put your wee-wee into the vagina of a woman (or maybe even any other possible open in anything you can remotely fit it in) and ...stuff...and..etc. you know....your go.

lil bitchiness -

Entries? cry

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Originally posted by Bardock42
Kay...love is when you really, really, really like someone and sex is when you put your wee-wee into the vagina of a woman (or maybe even any other possible open in anything you can remotely fit it in) and ...stuff...and..etc. you know....your go.

You dream a dream of the universe; it encompasses all, yet is rather distant and unreachable. However, it is still galactic in its ambition.

Love is the leap in your heart, sex is the jump in your step.

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Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Entries? cry

That's plural! Are you talking about a spit-roast?

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
You dream a dream of the universe; it encompasses all, yet is rather distant and unreachable. However, it is still galactic in its ambition.

Love is the leap in your heart, sex is the jump in your step.

Sounds funny..kinda like ripping people eyes out and feet them to their aborted foeti...but just kinda.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Entries? cry

Are you somehow saying that not enough people are PMing you? Aww, you poor thing hug

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Originally posted by Bardock42
Sounds funny..kinda like ripping people eyes out and feet them to their aborted foeti...but just kinda.

Yeah, no, it's just like that. But different. In little ways...

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Yeah, no, it's just like that. But different. In little ways...

Good...little ways is better than big ways...I guess...

lil bitchiness -
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
That's plural! Are you talking about a spit-roast?

Of course. When am I NOT talking about spit-roast?

Ya Krunk'd Floo Moving with the swell.
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Of course. When am I NOT talking about spit-roast?

Sweet, but I only have one penis. Bardock can't join in, he can only watch, so who's the other? Your choice...

(Cloning me and waiting out the gestation period is not an option. The medical technology is not ready to copy perfection yet...)