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Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Sweet, but I only have one penis. Bardock can't join in, he can only watch, so who's the other? Your choice...
(Cloning me and waiting out the gestation period is not an option. The medical technology is not ready to copy perfection yet...)

Tell her that I'm good at watching though.

Ya Krunk'd Floo Moving with the swell.

lil' b, Bardock is good at watching. Though.

(Something like that, Bardock? Something like that?)

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
lil' b, Bardock is good at watching. Though.
(Something like that, Bardock? Something like that?)

Well I guess something liek that....something lik...something in the way she moves......attracts me like no other lover....

Ya Krunk'd Floo Moving with the swell.

Whenever you start singing I always imagine you wanking at the same time...Does this ring true?

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Whenever you start singing I always imagine you wanking at the same time...Does this ring true?

Well yeah, but not because I sing...if you know what I mean.

Ya Krunk'd Floo Moving with the swell.

Sure do...I can smell it. Smells like a glimpse of the sun between thunderstorms.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Sure do...I can smell it. Smells like a glimpse of the sun between thunderstorms.

....okay...now I'm scared....good job, Floo

Ya Krunk'd Floo Moving with the swell.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo

Wow, I'm calm again..better job, Floo.

Syren dreaming

*gazes in fascination*

You didn't tell me your wife was pregnant, Floo.

She's cute. How does fatherhood feel?

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Syren
*gazes in fascination*
You didn't tell me your wife was pregnant, Floo.
She's cute. How does fatherhood feel?

Hey, you don't have to pwn Floo for me...he's my *****.

Ya Krunk'd Floo Moving with the swell.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Wow, I'm calm again..better job, Floo.

I am here for all your masturbatory needs.

Originally posted by Syren
*gazes in fascination*
You didn't tell me your wife was pregnant, Floo.
She's cute. How does fatherhood feel?

My wife doesn't really like other girls talking about my 'fatherhood', but you already know how it feels, don't you baby?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hey, you don't have to pwn Floo for me...he's my *****.

You're a fatherhood. Limp one.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I am here for all your masturbatory needs.
My wife doesn't really like other girls talking about my 'fatherhood', but you already know how it feels, don't you baby?
You're a fatherhood. Limp one.

Yeah....do they have this post in funny?

Ya Krunk'd Floo Moving with the swell.

That bit about 'you already know how it feels' was funny, wasn't it?

I liked it.

lil bitchiness -

This thread, deeply disturbes me...in a fascinating, yet cringe inducing kind of way.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
That bit about 'you already know how it feels' was funny, wasn't it?
I liked it.

Don't think so, I only like stuff that's either by, for or about me....

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
This thread, deeply disturbes me...in a fascinating, yet cringe inducing kind of way.

I'm proud to have been part of this very special experience for you.

lil bitchiness -

Its more Floo that has brought me this ''special'' experience, with his...uuum...keyboard wit.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Its more Floo that has brought me this ''special'' experience, with his...uuum...keyboard wit.

Wow, you can destroy someones ego good...I'll go kill myself now.

Ya Krunk'd Floo Moving with the swell.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
This thread, deeply disturbes me...in a fascinating, yet cringe inducing kind of way.

Do you 'cringe' because you are servile to my 'majesty', or do you mean something else?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Don't think so, I only like stuff that's either by, for or about me....

This bit is about you. So, is this funny then?

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Its more Floo that has brought me this ''special'' experience, with his...uuum...keyboard wit.

If you had ended that with a question mark, I would be crying now. As it is, I am smiling and flopping around on the floor like a seal.

It feels nice.

Coldfire <3 <3 <3

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Imagine if you were talking to Bardock...and you were a gear box...and he was a gear-stick...and you said 'on' instead of 'in'.
That'd be bananas.

wow you're right!

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
This thread, deeply disturbes me...in a fascinating, yet cringe inducing kind of way.

I know what you mean lol