maggots will soon lay eggs in your pizza

Started by Rob Owns You3 pages

maggots will soon lay eggs in your pizza

And then you will throw up maggots. Talking about this kind of stuff makes me hungry 🙁

Re: maggots will soon lay eggs in your pizza

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
And then you will throw up maggots. Talking about this kind of stuff makes me hungry 🙁

ditto i need pizza to bad all pizza stores are done delivering

Ew, maggots are ickyyucky

I once killed a maggot for trying to shine my shoes🪩

Originally posted by Sir Mist
I once killed a maggot for trying to shine my shoes🪩

That's right, you show them who's boss...

Mmmmm maggots taste good with spagetti

MAGGOTS...... try setting them on fire.... ✅

Maggots and baked beans are the cream on your biscuit yo🪩

I hate maggots. I work at a restaurant and I take out the garbage, and there they are, all nasty and disgusting inside the dumpster...

😂 I want to go to that restaraunt, I want some maggots in mah gravy

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
😂 I want to go to that restaraunt, I want some maggots in mah gravy

smiley_abzw

Sorry, no gravy. The food's so good, you won't need gravy...

I work in a restaraunt for real, no lie, and I hate it. Many standing up for like 6 hours really gets tiring...

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
I work in a restaraunt for real, no lie, and I hate it. Many standing up for like 6 hours really gets tiring...

I know. And I got to do dishes. It totally sucks. Huge pans covered in grease and oil and burned on shit...

That sick, I had to wash dishes one time and you have to wash off peoples half eaten food and shit, that job sucks 😬

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
That sick, I had to wash dishes one time and you have to wash off peoples half eaten food and shit, that job sucks 😬

No one half-eats their food at my restaurant, so come on down and try some!!!

*Cliched commercial salesman smile* 😱

😂 We serve so much food for a fair price that nobody can finish their meal. We have a 6 inch tall sandwhich. Who the **** has that big of a mouth? 😑

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
😂 We serve so much food for a fair price that nobody can finish their meal. We have a 6 inch tall sandwhich. Who the **** has that big of a mouth? 😑

That damn kid from the Honeycombs commercial...

Or chunk off of the goonies?

Or Tony Robbins:

"Tony Robbins HUNGRY!"
*Swallows Peter*