maggots will soon lay eggs in your pizza

Or fat bastard off of Austin Powers

Or Nibbler from Futurama...

Oh well, all this talk about restaraunts, food, and maggots has done made me hungry, all Ive had the whole day was breakfast

I wanted cheesetoast, but we have no bread 🙁

I want some pasta covered in maggots but I have no maggots 🙁

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
I want some pasta covered in maggots but I have no maggots 🙁

I'll mail you some, they're better aged anyway...

Yeah more chewy that way

Age em long enough and they get sort of gooey, then they have more bite to them...

Originally posted by Sir Mist
I once killed a maggot for trying to shine my shoes🪩

You're such a badass... 🪩

Yeah, dont mess with me or Ill make you lick my boots clean🪩

I like the taste of boots, biatch... 🪩

Then you can lick my car clean, and make sure to get the bugs off the grill 🪩

Then I'll pee on your ear... 🪩

Ooh..then Ill get my evil pet monkey to point its finger at you in a threatening way 🪩

DAMMIT!! scared ... you win disgust .... anything but the monkey. shutup

Cool🪩

maggots cant lay eggs.
its like saying that infants give birth to babies.
i dont think thats possible 😬

Originally posted by Sir Mist
Cool🪩

if I owned a pig, I'd teach him to fart whenever you're near 😖 ... yeah, take that. ✅

If I had a cheeseburger, Id put ketchup on it🪩 Yeah take that.

Damn, that's gangsta... 🪩