maggots will soon lay eggs in your pizza

Started by Sir Mist3 pages

Hardcore yo, dont mess with me馃

Originally posted by BakaXero
maggots cant lay eggs.
its like saying that infants give birth to babies.
i dont think thats possible 馃槵

The sec I read the first post on this I intended to say just the same.
And it will be the day when pigs fly over a frozen hell before I give maggots a chance to invade my pizza before I devour it.

But for all you fans of cooking with larva's and such, some tasty ideas!

First of all, don't bother with your average house maggots, since they carry way to many germs and aren't that nutricious anyhow.

But the fascinating insect world has many other yummy crawlers to offer:

Worms; get yourself a good handful of these slick dudes, let them be for a few hours in a bucket (so they can crap and become tastier) and then wash em good to get rid of the sand.
Heat up some olive-oil at medium heat in a pan, add garlic and fresh pepper to your taste and toss in the worms. Stir it up for a few minutes, then pour in some ketjap-sauce and give it a final stir.
Nice with rice and lettuce.

Termites; fry them in a little butter at low heat for a few minutes, then add some brown sugar, shake pan around for a few secs and voila.
Interesting alternative for popcorn.

Grasshoppers; just bake these like french fries, but just briefly. Shake the basket good to get rid of most of the limbs when done.
Eat them like shrimp: don't bother with the heads.
More of a dipping snack, nice with cheese or chocolate sauce.

For your real maggots you'll need the tropic larva's, from the larger species of ants and termites. Fold these in tinfoil along with spices and vegetables you like and put the packages on a grill for like 5 minutes.

Happy cooking!

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
The sec I read the first post on this I intended to say just the same.
And it will be the day when pigs fly over a frozen hell before I give maggots a chance to invade my pizza before I devour it.

But for all you fans of cooking with larva's and such, some tasty ideas!

First of all, don't bother with your average house maggots, since they carry way to many germs and aren't that nutricious anyhow.

But the fascinating insect world has many other yummy crawlers to offer:

Worms; get yourself a good handful of these slick dudes, let them be for a few hours in a bucket (so they can crap and become tastier) and then wash em good to get rid of the sand.
Heat up some olive-oil at medium heat in a pan, add garlic and fresh pepper to your taste and toss in the worms. Stir it up for a few minutes, then pour in some ketjap-sauce and give it a final stir.
Nice with rice and lettuce.

Termites; fry them in a little butter at low heat for a few minutes, then add some brown sugar, shake pan around for a few secs and voila.
Interesting alternative for popcorn.

Grasshoppers; just bake these like french fries, but just briefly. Shake the basket good to get rid of most of the limbs when done.
Eat them like shrimp: don't bother with the heads.
More of a dipping snack, nice with cheese or chocolate sauce.

For your real maggots you'll need the tropic larva's, from the larger species of ants and termites. Fold these in tinfoil along with spices and vegetables you like and put the packages on a grill for like 5 minutes.

Happy cooking!


i feel so violated 馃槓

Someone took a thread made by Rob seriously?馃槙

Hell, everybody deserves a chance

Dude, one time I used worms as noodles, pig intestine as meat sauce, and maggots as seasoning, and that made the perfect pasta yo

With meals like that, no wonder you produce so much crap

I know, theres maggots floating around in the toilet after Im done taking a crap

what is a maggot? 馃槙

Originally posted by BornToRule
what is a maggot? 馃槙

Your serious? 馃槓

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
I know, theres maggots floating around in the toilet after Im done taking a crap

Are they still moving? Cause remember, recycling is good!

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Your serious? 馃槓

im no good at eng!! cry

these are maggots...

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
these are maggots...

馃槝

Tasty looking eh?

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Tasty looking eh?

mmmm yummi ^__^

How about this juicy fellow

please i had enough!!