Master Chief vs Lara Croft!!11!!!!!!!111

Started by Nemesis X4 pages

How can Lara beat the Chief? Sure she's been fighting demon gods and such, but none of them had impenetrable mjlnor armor and kick ass weapons. Lara is so screwed it ain't funny.

Originally posted by Zack Fair
Chief stomps.

Lara has the body to make Chief get a hardon. She would end the whole thing.

Come to think of it...Lara stomps.

I believe Spartan soldiers are removed of their ability to get sexually aroused early on in their training. I think it was brought up in a book or something. He has some inability to get attracted to female or male alike. Nothing but a ruthless weapon, from toe to top.

Yes... that was the joke. ๐Ÿ˜

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Yes... that was the joke. ๐Ÿ˜

There was a joke? ๐Ÿ˜

Cocaine's one hell of a drug.

Where do you buy it from ?

A local ho that lives down the street.

In other words, Furion's mother.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican

The Chief on the other hand is the main character of one the most critically acclaimed (for reasons no one can fathom, as it's not that brilliant)

THANK YOU!!!!! ive been saying that for years!

I dunno guys. Doesn't Lara have the Soul Reaver?

No that was an unlockable in Legend and it had nothing to do with the actual story.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
1. Mario
2. Sonic
3. Link
4. Master Chief
5. Solid Snake

All people who are more relevant gaming icons today than Lara is.

lol @ Sonic being more relevant to gaming today. The last good Sonic game was over a decade ago. He's running on fumes and fanboy dreams.

Master Chief? Hardly. Samus be a good suggestion though.. Not to mention she's part of the Nintendo big names which all dwarf anything Halo-related.

Solid Snake is a big maybe at best.

Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
lol @ Sonic being more relevant to gaming today. The last good Sonic game was over a decade ago. He's running on fumes and fanboy dreams.

Master Chief? Hardly. Samus be a good suggestion though.. Not to mention she's part of the Nintendo big names which all dwarf anything Halo-related.

Solid Snake is a big maybe at best.

The last good Tomb Raider game was...Well truthfully, I never really liked any of her games.

Sonic has waned throughout the years, but his popularity and relevance to gaming is still at least double that of Lara. Sonic still sells more, and is still talked about on the forums more.

Master Chief is the posterboy of XBOX, he stars in games that still sell and are still played online very regularly, Master Chief is more relevant to gaming today than Lara has been in a decade.

The Nintendo big names may dwarf Halo, but that does not discredit the fact that no one can really give a shit about Lara anymore.

Solid Snake is the protagonist of what is PS3's biggest current name and front-man of one of the most critically acclaimed series there is...Solid Snake is much more relevant.

Also, Kratos from God of War is more relevant than Lara is now.

And as crappy as he is, so is DMC's Dante.

Agreed.

Lara can't beat Master Chief. She either gets her neck snapped, her head smashed, beheaded by an energy sword, get shot in the head, get a curbstomp, have her limbs ripped.

Sonic has waned throughout the years, but his popularity and relevance to gaming is still at least double that of Lara. Sonic still sells more, and is still talked about on the forums more.

I guess what they say is true. Any publicity is good publicity because all anyone say sabout Sonic anymore is he's not as good as he used to be and never will be again.

Master Chief is the posterboy of XBOX, he stars in games that still sell and are still played online very regularly, Master Chief is more relevant to gaming today than Lara has been in a decade.

Someone is forgetting the two movies starring one of the biggest actresses in the world that were released ealry this century. That already gives her far more star power than Chief ever could have.

Solid Snake is the protagonist of what is PS3's biggest current name and front-man of one of the most critically acclaimed series there is...Solid Snake is much more relevant.

Also, Kratos from God of War is more relevant than Lara is now.

And as crappy as he is, so is DMC's Dante.

Apart from Snake all you're listing are modern flashy heroes who won't mean anything in another ten years. The God of War franchise is going nowhere and DMC, apart from a stupid anime, hasn't extended outside gaming at all as far as I know.

Compare it to the 50+ comics Lara has gotten. Her 8 games. Her 2 Hollywood movies. Hell she even has some animated things if I remember her wiki right.
And that's not even counting the loads of merchandise with her on it.

In ten years Kratos and Dante will be a minor footnote and Lara will be as iconic as ever.

Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
I guess what they say is true. Any publicity is good publicity because all anyone say sabout Sonic anymore is he's not as good as he used to be and never will be again.

Someone is forgetting the two movies starring one of the biggest actresses in the world that were released ealry this century. That already gives her far more star power than Chief ever could have.

Apart from Snake all you're listing are modern flashy heroes who won't mean anything in another ten years. The God of War franchise is going nowhere and DMC, apart from a stupid anime, hasn't extended outside gaming at all as far as I know.

Compare it to the 50+ comics Lara has gotten. Her 8 games. Her 2 Hollywood movies. Hell she even has some animated things if I remember her wiki right.
And that's not even counting the loads of merchandise with her on it.

In ten years Kratos and Dante will be a minor footnote and Lara will be as iconic as ever.

1. Not true. Some people like Secret Rings(personally I did not), and I liked Sonic 2006(most did not lol). Sonic HAS waned...But Tomb Raider has become downright irrelevant.

2. You mean the movies that were destroyed by critics and barely made a profit? ๐Ÿ˜ And Halo is going to have a movie.

3. And you're listing an ancient heroine who doesn't amount to shit NOW. God of War, all the games, have received massive critical acclaim. Hell, the Mobile Phone game even has friggin 9/10. Oh, and it is getting a movie. Kratos is one of Playstation's foremost icons, only Solid Snake can be considered greater. Hell, God of War 2 is considered the "Swan Song" of the PS2. DMC is overrated as hell, I give you that. But it sells more and is more popular today. It has spawned novels, an anime, and, you guessed it, a frickin movie.

And who the hell is running out to buy TR comics, animations, or merc?

Lara already is a minor footnote.

1. Not true. Some people like Secret Rings(personally I did not), and I liked Sonic 2006(most did not lol). Sonic HAS waned...But Tomb Raider has become downright irrelevant.

There are a few people everywhere who will like this game or that game. That doesn't reflect the majority opinion though that the Sonic games are always disappointing and nothing more.

2. You mean the movies that were destroyed by critics and barely made a profit? no expression And Halo is going to have a movie.

Uh movie critics are notorious for not giving a fair view of movies that are spawned by other franchises. Game-based movies largely being shitty, there's double bias.
As for not making a profit,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomb_Raider_(film)#Box_office_performance

Tomb Raider debuted at number one with $48.2 million, giving Paramount its second-best debut and the fourth-highest debut of 2001. It beat the opening record for a film featuring a female protagonist ($40.1 million for Charlie's Angels), and is the most successful video game adaptation to date, grossing $300,000,000 worldwide.


3. And you're listing an ancient heroine who doesn't amount to shit NOW.

What's popular now means jack all. Or do you think more people know of Kratos than they know of Pacman?
You just listed temporary hits who won't stay the test of time like the other characters I listed.

3. And you're listing an ancient heroine who doesn't amount to shit NOW. God of War, all the games, have received massive critical acclaim. Hell, the Mobile Phone game even has friggin 9/10. Oh, and it is getting a movie. Kratos is one of Playstation's foremost icons, only Solid Snake can be considered greater. Hell, God of War 2 is considered the "Swan Song" of the PS2. DMC is overrated as hell, I give you that. But it sells more and is more popular today. It has spawned novels, an anime, and, you guessed it, a frickin movie.

Do any of these movies star A-List Hollywood actors or actresses?

Besides Lara already has more than that. The only thing she doesn't have is an anime.


And who the hell is running out to buy TR comics, animations, or merc?

Nobody. No one is running out to buy Halo novels either. They're only read by gaming nerds.

Halo is gonna have an animated series. Will Lara? Doubt it.

how can anyone even argue that lara is more popular than mc? thats just a joke. there are many many videogame characters that are much more popular than her, and her games were never really that good.