Can the Silver Surfer beat Superman?

Started by Board Walker25 pages

Superman is 1 to two tiers above Surfer, so no surfer cannot beat superman in a straight fight.

Originally posted by Board Walker
Superman is 1 to two tiers above Surfer, so no surfer cannot beat superman in a straight fight.
You're never honest.

Originally posted by carver9
Surfer wins this every single time. He IS Superman kryptonite.

😂

Originally posted by abhilegend
😂
You used to say Surfer wins.

😂

i'm the biggest superman fan on these boards. I even once doggystyled a woman who looked like a feminine clark kent(let's be real, superman has feminine features tho)

but i am also honest. surfer wins 1000 out of 1000 times against any superman

Originally posted by Board Walker
Superman is 1 to two tiers above Surfer, so no surfer cannot beat superman in a straight fight.

Teach them General Board Walker!

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
Teach them General Board Walker!

if superman was real and he said he needed you to suck him off to save the world...would you do it?

Be a man and answer honestly

Originally posted by Raisen
i'm the biggest superman fan on these boards. I even once doggystyled a woman who looked like a feminine clark kent(let's be real, superman has feminine features tho)

but i am also honest. surfer wins 1000 out of 1000 times against any superman

Against any Superman?

Are you sure you want to throw down that gauntlet?

If you do, I can make the thread.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Superman doesn't needs to launch Doomsday busters to ko Surfer. It's more likely that Superman notices Surfer's lack of combat speed and blitzes him down.

And TBH Superman has used phasing more than Surfer in combat against Mongul and Doomsday.

This is a theoretical scenario as Surfer has never done so. But since we are going by that route, Superman notices Surfer needs starlight to function and cuts off his connection to it.

What if Superman goes into versatility mode then?

Two days ago you posted a scan yourself of Surfer phasing himself out of existence (To the point not even Eternity or even other Abstracts noticed) since the beginning of time and apparently also set off the Big Bang with a power blast. How could you now sit here and mention he is reliant on starlight to function (His battery pack is longer than creation) or question him using phasing effectively?

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Two days ago you posted a scan yourself of Surfer phasing himself out of existence (To the point not even Eternity or even other Abstracts noticed) since the beginning of time and apparently also set off the Big Bang with a power blast. How could you now sit here and mention he is reliant on starlight to function (His battery pack is longer than creation) or question him using phasing effectively?

Because that's like me using Superman's highest feats and pretending that they are the norm. And his station in the hierarchy didn't change in the run. This same writer had Surfer in trouble against Thing for example and he was completely ineffective against Unseen nick fury who was considered as powerful as Uatu.

And he didn't set off big bang. The creation was started by the two devices going to the end of the universe as shown earlier in the volume.

Originally posted by SquallX
Against any Superman?

Are you sure you want to throw down that gauntlet?

If you do, I can make the thread.

this is the problem with superman try hards. your lust blinds you to sarcasm and humor.

you'll say it wasn't funny in response to this message...but we all know the truth

Originally posted by Raisen
this is the problem with superman try hards. your lust blinds you to sarcasm and humor.

you'll say it wasn't funny in response to this message...but we all know the truth

but he would be right. you aren't funny. and you're trying too hard to be as well, you're cringe-worthy 😮

Originally posted by ghostman
but he would be right. you aren't funny. and you're trying too hard to be as well, you're cringe-worthy 😮

and...look at the sig

Originally posted by Raisen
and...look at the sig

and... look at all the threads and posts you make about superman.

you're still not funny either, you try harder than stiltman but atleast he has his moments 😆 😆

Originally posted by ghostman
and... look at all the threads and posts you make about superman.

you're still not funny either, you try harder than stiltman but atleast he has his moments 😆 😆

suuuure thing buddy.

Originally posted by Raisen
suuuure thing buddy.

alright you're dismissed kiddo, 😮‍💨 as long as you understand champ 🙂

Emojis aren't gonna help you, Beyonder.

Raisen is destroying your very soul with ridiculous ease.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Emojis aren't gonna help you, Beyonder.

Raisen is destroying your very soul with ridiculous ease.

he's beyonder? hahahahaha. superman supporters are so die hard they lost any sense of humor

.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Emojis aren't gonna help you, Beyonder.

Raisen is destroying your very soul with ridiculous ease.

like insane titan does to your sorry ass? you don't matter, sit down.