Jubilee without powers. Anyone saying differently is lying through their teeth. This is the farthest anyone here is getting unless they are all black belts in some sort of martial arts.
Jubilee without powers will still beat the hell out of everyone here one on one. She knows what she's doing. She's not a stupid child anymore.
I would totally lose to her. And so would every other person saying that they would beat her without powers. Unless, like stated above, they have extensive martial arts training.
Oh, I have no illusions about beating Jubilee, or even Lois in a fair fight. If we're going with "Me in real life on a supporting character killing spree for some reason" fair fights will not be the order of the day. My opening move against Krypton-Fu Lois would involve sitting at the table next to her at her favorite cofee shop, waiting for her to be engrossed in conversation, getting up for a refill and bending over to tie my shoe. Then I cut her achilles tendon with the blade in my boot and beat her savagely with my chair before moving in to slit her throat.
Now in real life I don't go around murdering women in cofee shops, nor do I have any desire to do so. I'm just saying that until someone reaches "always on gaurd living weapon" level skills (I have met two such people in my life. No one on the list qualifies) they can be taken out by surprise ruthlesness.
How would I get Jubilee-with-powers? A van with a Oklahoma City Bombing style fertilizer and diesel charge parked outside the maltshop in Salem Center should do nicely. (Think I've landed myself on a Homeland Security watchlist yet?) Oh wait, no prep. Make that "Van with burning rag stuck in gas tank opening." A 20 gallon or so Molotov cocktail with lots of van-schrapnel and big plate-glass maltshop window fragments ought to get her. If not, she'll be in no shape to fend off my followup tire-iron onslaught. You get the idea.
I am not a super-villain. In some bizarre alternate reality where the fate of the universe depended on me killing these people, I would not give them a chance to fight back. I don't really know if I'm cold blooded enough to carry out the above plans, thankfully my life's been pretty cushy in terms of violence. If it came to it, I'd probably spend a few weeks desensitizing myself in preparation, just to be sure. Hopefully nothing like this will ever come up in my life.
Originally posted by MetalmanxProvided they don'gt deage her again, she was about 16 at the end of the gen X series . . .
Wait. She is of legal age nowadays, right? I can never keep up.🏴☠️
I found an interestin picture of her . . .
Don't piss her off with powers. . .
At least it said it was her, if it's not I'm curious as to who it is. Either way I wanna know when this happened.
Originally posted by Laminator_X
Oh, I have no illusions about beating Jubilee, or even Lois in a [b]fair fight. If we're going with "Me in real life on a supporting character killing spree for some reason" fair fights will not be the order of the day. My opening move against Krypton-Fu Lois would involve sitting at the table next to her at her favorite cofee shop, waiting for her to be engrossed in conversation, getting up for a refill and bending over to tie my shoe. Then I cut her achilles tendon with the blade in my boot and beat her savagely with my chair before moving in to slit her throat.Now in real life I don't go around murdering women in cofee shops, nor do I have any desire to do so. I'm just saying that until someone reaches "always on gaurd living weapon" level skills (I have met two such people in my life. No one on the list qualifies) they can be taken out by surprise ruthlesness.
How would I get Jubilee-with-powers? A van with a Oklahoma City Bombing style fertilizer and diesel charge parked outside the maltshop in Salem Center should do nicely. (Think I've landed myself on a Homeland Security watchlist yet?) Oh wait, no prep. Make that "Van with burning rag stuck in gas tank opening." A 20 gallon or so Molotov cocktail with lots of van-schrapnel and big plate-glass maltshop window fragments ought to get her. If not, she'll be in no shape to fend off my followup tire-iron onslaught. You get the idea.
I am not a super-villain. In some bizarre alternate reality where the fate of the universe depended on me killing these people, I would not give them a chance to fight back. I don't really know if I'm cold blooded enough to carry out the above plans, thankfully my life's been pretty cushy in terms of violence. If it came to it, I'd probably spend a few weeks desensitizing myself in preparation, just to be sure. Hopefully nothing like this will ever come up in my life. [/B]
😆 what a post!!!!
I would:
Kick aunt may in the gut, and chuckle.
Poke at Uncle Ben's body with a stick.
I keep a three ft iron rod in the trunk of my car at all times, and I watch alot of horror movies, so MJ and Gwen are gone.
My car is a boat. 86 lincoln towncar. I could hit Lois Lane and not even feel it.
Im not going to kid myself, Jubilee would kick the everloving hell out of me.