Originally posted by Muck101
I'd probably dump Xavier out of his chair, and dance around him saying "I can walk! I can walk! I have fully functional legs!" and kick him every once in a while.
Why is unlce ben before Xavier? Is it cuz hes dead? lol
Id probly get to Jubilee with powers, if im having a good day. Ben would tire me out a lot, to be honost, and so would xavier. Ive been attacked by a wheelchair person before. Not pretty...
Re: You run the Gauntlet
Originally posted by willRules
ok you are NOT recharged after each fight and no Prep. You may get a vehicle of your choice to help you for one person (has to be a realistic vehicle eg. Boat or car NOT a submarine or harrier Jump Jet.Aunt May
Uncle Ben
Mary Jane
Gwen Stacey
Xavier without powers
Lois lane
Jubilee without powers
Jubilee with powers
Toad
how far do you get?
i play to win big guy they get smacked 😎
Note : I'm pretty scrawny and kinda short so if my explanations sound long and a little 'Hard-core' then you'll understand why. BTW : I don't get into fights often preferring to use my words so (Like most people) i'm untrained in any form of fighting 'cept the ole natural 'Beat- the- shit outta-'em fu'
Aunt may - Push her over and then beat her to death , not too hard if i just go for her face and head.
Uncle Ben - Shite , he may be an old guy but unlike his wife he's not exactly frail. If I'm lucky, enough Ball Punches (TM) will send him down and then i use something from the surroundings to finish him off.
MJ - 'Oh hi i'm your biggest fan' is always a good line to use , make sure i don't sound Like a nutcase and if I ask nicely she'll let me in for a cup of coffee. Then i stab the ***** through the back if the neck with a knife (I either found at her home , still have from the Ben fight or just have on me)
Gwen - Exactly the same, except I heckle her corpse by calling her a goblin downing ****.
Xavier - Stairs
Lois Lane - 8/10 women keep a gun in their home. After killing my earlier opponents i've stolen any fire-arms they have (unfortunately my usage of guns is limited to toys lol) but i'm intelligent enough to have a decent idea where the safety is and how to aim clearly at Lois's face before I end her.
Jubilee - Run her down in a van and occasionally lean out the window firing off potshots at her (More for intimidation then anything)
Jubilee with powers - Hopefully (if I can keep enough distance) I may be able to take her out with the remaining ammunition (1/20 basically)
And there I stop.
If we get to take what we have and assuming we are placed in a city then as a go on my rampage I would have the presence of mind to steal a gun and slaughter them with it.
Then I'm killed either by Jubilee w/ power or Toad.
Assuming that were in a "white room" scenario (no buildings, materials or other people) I'd probably get my ass kicked by Lois 8/10 or by Jubilee 10/10 if I make it past.
🤨 😱 I'm both scared and in awe of Laminator's post. I am soooooo gonna lose to this guy.......
Me? I'd probably get to Jubilee w/e powers or without. I'm not going to stoop to using a gun. I might beat Jubilee w/e powers if I can ambush her. Toad.....,dicey. I'm probably going down there. If I were going to get a weapon, I'd get a sword, or ninja weapons like Shuriken. Ambushing is the easiest way to win. Hell, if I can get some good weapons, I might even make it to Toad, but at least I'll get to Jubilee worse comes to worse.
metlamanx made some good posts, but honestly, how is jubilee without powers going to last taking punches from someone who's twice her weight? she isn't going to be able to take more than one punch... and besides, i've hated her since... well... forever... i just plain want it more... and if i'd be vicious about it, a pipe or something isnt going to be easy for her to deal with... and if that doesnt work, well, the ol hitting her with a car should do it...
besides jubes with powers or toad, i think the hardest is gonna be uncle ben... he may be old but i'll bet the guy can hit hard... letting that turn into a brawl would be a bad idea imo...