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Yeah easy...the thing is....I have seen Bruce Lee do that...I have seen Maurice Green run that fast (ok to be honest I haven't I don't care..I take your word for it...but there were others who did) now...I haven't seen you do the things you claimed...and if you could which is highly doubtable you would be as TTF said in the Olympics....you are just pretending shit over an Internet forum...good for you really....you feel really good doing that too, eh?

And even then..Bruce Lee couldn't beat Batman.....maybe a Hand-Ninja...but you are probably just overestimating your abilities....no problem really..we all do once in a while...but saying you could beat Pro-Boxers....Shaolin Monks or any other of that crazy stuff you claimed is just ludacris.....

No I did get it.

And you are narrow-minded, dude.

I never said I could do 200 mph
and beatup doomsday and all that ludicrous stuff.
That is BS comics JP, shit.

REal JP can do real peak human shit, dude.

If you don't get the difference between the BS JP jokin around BS
and the real JP real shit, then..
That's just said.

And you're still an Idiot!

Originally posted by jplatinum
No I did get it.

And you are narrow-minded, dude.

I never said I could do 200 mph
and beatup doomsday and all that ludicrous stuff.
That is BS comics JP, shit.

REal JP can do real peak human shit, dude.

If you don't get the difference between the BS JP jokin around BS
and the real JP real shit, then..
That's just said.

And you're still an Idiot!

I take that as a copliment from you.

But I wasn't refering to my exaggeration of the shit you werte babbling but on the actual shit you posted.....

Just for the fun of it..how old are you?

Anyways you, yourself claimed that you can beat Heavy Weight Boxers...what do you base that on? You ever fought a Professional Boxer? They are pretty strong that is for sure...I can't say that I know how strong exactly..but if you don't either you can't jsut clai that you could beat any person that'S in your way...that's just Bullshit..

Bardock,

Get a clue man.

I don't bragg about my abilities, I can do these things.

So what if you don't believe me.

Dude, JP is the shiz-nit,
BS JP is a god
Real JP is the Shiz-nit

And you, you are just plain sad.

To try and discredit some body who you don't even know over an internet forum.

Thats the sad part.

postin' this anyway.

Hate only makes me stronger, bi-aooottch!

[Batman talkin' about fight with JP]

Batman:"Alfred, I knew all these styles of martial-arts, but I just wasn't fast enough for him. I threw a punch and he blocked it and countered as quickly as I had thrown it, I barely saw his fist, his reflexes were like Bruce Lee, everytime I blinked he hit me all I saw was him standing there, and I felt punches, but couldn't see them.

I threw a kick, but he caught it, and as I tried to come around with a reverse he just threw caught my other leg and threw me into the wall.

I got up staggered only to see him rush in, I attempted to counter him by throwing a punch, which he blocked and jab me like 5 or 6 times before I could even react.

The punches felt like being hit by sledgehammers.

After about 2 minutes, my head was swelling like it wanted to explode.

I tried desperatley for one last assault by rushing in and flipping over him, but he just hit me while I was in mid flipp.
I don't remember much after that.

Only him walkin' off as I blacked out.

Yeah right.....

Come again...what was your age?

And you didn't answer any of the other questions either....

So let me ask again:

Did you ever fight a Professional Heavy Weight Boxer?
What fighting experience do you have?

I've fought fast people before who came at me attacking with every combo and couldn't even touch me.

Oh and I'm not braggin',
I'm tellin' it like it really is, dude!

Read the above post!

If you're such a perfect fighter, why don't you go into PRIDE for a year and make enough money you'd ever need to go through school and/or start a career?

Seriously, in a world where people deflect bullets with metal staves and kick down trees, real world fighters don't stand a chance.

Oh god...it's pointless...I remember why I left the CBF again.....just freaks and idiots around...

Oh and JP...besides not answering my questions you seem to mix up relaity with your little Fan-Fics....should maybe see some help for that...

My" master dan "(the real one) used to box professionally in the army.
He also in certified in judo.
He has embarassed and knocked out plenty of other fighters.
He only has been knocked out once.

In fact, I've fought brown belts and black belts.

I've fought straightup street fighters.

I've fought boxers.
I'ver fought some people who thought they were fighters until they were embarassed.

I've fought people who I've "actually seen" beat the hell out of guys who were bigger than them.
Then, I whooped those guys( and they were bigger than me).

I've learned that size don't matter much and strength don't matter much.

Its about skill, speed, and power.

I don't refer to power as some level of measurement, as you stated.

I refer to power as just what it is hitting/striking power, either you have it or you don't.

Whatever you meant by that, you sound crazy, trying to twist my words, dude.

And the above post about the fight with batman.

I based that on what I've seen him do and on what he would most likely do in h2h combat.
Obviously you have no type of combat or fighting training, by you sissy-like posts.Shut the **** up,dude.
"Maybe you should seek some help."

So don't play mind games with me,dude.

Especially, if your mind ain't even on the i.q level.

Mine is 130 bitaoootch!

Gimme a banana milkshake bitaotch, and some skittles biatocch!

JP rules all Biatochhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember that!!!!!!!!

*****!!!!!!!

Again good for you..I won't brag aboot my IQ on an Internet Forum...

Now you see the difference between winning a Street Fight and beating a PROFESSIONYAL Fighter....

Your Master...can you beat him?

I really don't want to play mind games with you...there are none to be blamed...everyone reading this can be damn sure that you are over-exaggerating your abilities.....the fight you posted, although entertaining top read, would never ever realistically happen, if that'S your "imagined self" than all-right...if you actually believe you could do that to anyone close to Batman....you are just pathetic......

Oh and I higjhly doubt that the Master you have is the best fighter in the world....there are probably thousands stronger than him...now I can't say that for a fact but it's pretty safe to assume it as true.....

So either you are a liar...or you see yourself in a whole wrong way...either way they hve psychologist that can deal with that kind of problem you have.

Still:
What's your age?
Where do you live at?

"Where do you live?"

What the hell!!!!!

I won't even answer that shit, dude.
It sounds too funny to me.

Ain't tounchin' that question with ten foot pole.

whats your age?

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[Chappelle: " And go fix my sammich, *****!"]

JP Rules!

[Crowd]
"Bitaoccccccccch!!!!!!!!!"

Originally posted by jplatinum

Guess bitaoccccccch!!!!!!!!!

12

By the way you are not Dave Chappelle.

Not tryin' to be, dude.
Not tryin' to be.

This a debate.

And this, this is a comeback....Bitaooooochhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Damn, makin' fun of you is making my side hurt, dude.

I guess I know what the popular guy who picked on you back in elementary,middle, and high school must've felt like.

:Laugh:

Dude, You're so whack!!!!!!!!!

[Chappelle:"Wit a capital W, Bitacoooohhhh!!!!"]

Originally posted by jplatinum
Not tryin' to be, dude.
Not tryin' to be.

This a debate.

And this, this is a comeback....Bitaooooochhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

No...this is just stupid Bullshit. And For someone claiming to have an IQ of 130 you should know.

So please just for my own curiousity, how old are you really?

And please just for my own curiousity....
How whack are you really?

[Robin:"He's whack-tastic, JP!"]

[Chappelle:"That motha****a is whack as hell!"]

[Yoda:"Whack is he who is Bardock he be!"]

Originally posted by jplatinum
And please just for my own curiousity....
How whack are you really?

[Robin:"He's whack-tastic, JP!"]

[Chappelle:"That motha****a is whack as hell!"]

[Yoda:"Whack is he who is Bardock he be!"]

Wow, what a Comeback...I have never once encountered that much wit in a post....

I take the 12 back by the way...you are more like 10.....maybe 9.

Dude, I won't stop jokin' on you til you cry, now.

You started it.

😆

I got a million of em' and I can joke on you til the cows come home on mopeds and pigs fly on hover scooters.