(if batman didn't have those slack idiot pothead writers/if he wasn't batgod)
I could take batman in a battle,
I'd punch him and his brains would rattle,
I'd kick him and his bones would shatter,
If he tried it wouldn't matter,
On street or concrete throw him down,
Make his head hit against the ground,
Hit him with punches he'd dare not see,
mentally make scared of me,
Float like a butterfly sting like a bee,
Leave batman laidout r.i.p.
Originally posted by jplatinum
(if batman didn't have those slack idiot pothead writers/if he wasn't batgod)I could take batman in a battle,
I'd punch him and his brains would rattle,
I'd kick him and his bones would shatter,
If he tried it wouldn't matter,
On street or concrete throw him down,
Make his head hit against the ground,
Hit him with punches he'd dare not see,
mentally make scared of me,
Float like a butterfly sting like a bee,
Leave batman laidout r.i.p.
Got one for Daredevil too.
MAtt be nimble matt be quick,
JP kick matt in his shit,
MAke him fall and cry and stuff,
Damn dude I thought you were tough,
Use your blind sense it'd be a treat,
to still hand you your defeat,
leave you crippled not able to speak,
lyin' dyin' in the street,
I'd punch with full force like dan said so,
Knock Daredevil's head off on the flo',
Kick stump him high on stump him low,
Finish him off with one more blow,
If electra should come my way,
I'd punch her fineass in her face,
A.b.g. she'd get it too,
Punch her face and follow through,
MAke sure the punch be quick and fast,
knock electra down on her ass,
If she should happen to block that yo,
hit her in her little throat,
After that I'm sure she'll choke,
Ask jennifer garner "can I poke!?!"
:Laugh:
[Don't tell ben affleck]
No I don't weigh 500 lbs dude and I don't sit at the computer all day.
I get to my computer from time to time to post and read posts.
I'm not dissin' you, but only a programmer/a receptionist, or a loser would sit at their computer all damn day, man.
[BTW, The ryme was suppose to be a joke, laugh, damn.]
Originally posted by jplatinum
(if batman didn't have those slack idiot pothead writers/if he wasn't batgod)I could take batman in a battle,
I'd punch him and his brains would rattle,
I'd kick him and his bones would shatter,
If he tried it wouldn't matter,
On street or concrete throw him down,
Make his head hit against the ground,
Hit him with punches he'd dare not see,
mentally make scared of me,
Float like a butterfly sting like a bee,
Leave batman laidout r.i.p.
i am sure you could if he didnt fight back. i could kick the shit out of tyson if he promised not to fight back.
batman would pwn like a N00b., no wait Val Kilmer could pwn you like a N00b too.OWNED
Originally posted by jplatinum
(if batman didn't have those slack idiot pothead writers/if he wasn't batgod)I could take batman in a battle,
I'd punch him and his brains would rattle,
I'd kick him and his bones would shatter,
If he tried it wouldn't matter,
On street or concrete throw him down,
Make his head hit against the ground,
Hit him with punches he'd dare not see,
mentally make scared of me,
Float like a butterfly sting like a bee,
Leave batman laidout r.i.p.
One sentence for this f@g: "Well,we don't believe you you need more people!"
*closes thread*
I have special power though...lol My powers to persuade and sell...lol I'd put something on batman quick....lol I'd get real close to him when he is bruce wayne at some high class dinner make him an offer he can't refuse and one that I can't afford..but I'd sell it anyways. Have one of my assistant Thugz stir up so trouble in gotham city while I'm posted up somewhere on a high building waiting for the long shot...Oh I forgot to say I'm a marksman as well...lol Nah The Big Bat would probably catch me in the act and hand me a can of you know what.