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Started by Bardock4210 pages

Originally posted by jplatinum
Dude, I won't stop jokin' on you til you cry, now.

You started it.

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I got a million of em' and I can joke on you til the cows come home on mopeds and pigs fly on hover scooters.

First I did not start anything. This was a Reasonable debate...oh well lets call it a monolouge cause your Posts don't count, until you started this "JP is the Best, OMG I rock, JP for President...I am the smartst 130 IQ (way to go by the way, not very impressive)...I could take out Batman with one hjand.....I can take out every person on this planet...."

Second. So you got a Million of them? Why not use a few then instead of this rather lame childish "insults" (haha...funny word for something not Insulting...but pathetic)

Again,dude, you're stinkin' up the forum with your awesome whackness.

"You're 9, you're 9, you're 9."

Dude you sound pathetic.

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I'm just gettin' warmed up,dude.

I know you're next post will be whack and cornier than your last.

Come on, I'm waitin'.

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gimme something else to laugh about,dude.

Or are you cryin' by now!?!

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Chappelle:"Spaghetti!Spaghetti!Spaghetti!Spaghetti!Spaghetti!Spaghetti!Spaghetti!Spaghetti!"

"BitaoocccccHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gimme a sammich *****!

Rick james:"He's JP *****!"

***** ***** ***** ***** *****!

I'm the motha****in' king around here, *****!

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Is he always like that?

Not making sense...arrogant..all that stuff I mean?

Originally posted by jplatinum
***** ***** ***** ***** *****!

I'm the motha****in' king around here, *****!

King of te Comic Book Versus Forum.........that's just too funny....

Damn dude, you sound like doctor phil!

Did you finally grow some hair on your crome dome yet, dude!?!

You probably shine your head with whack juice that seeps into your brain,dude.

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You can't pimp me *****, i'm a pimp myslef,dude.

Go learn how to debate and stop replyin' to my post cause I grow tired of you, *****!

Good bye *****!

Funy that you bring up debating, I actually wanted to do that yself. What you are doing is not debating, you did not bring one Arguement in this whole thread...you are just babbling Bullshit, and granted, you do that very good. But what has saying " I am a Pimp" to do with the issue at hand?

Originally posted by jplatinum
Damn dude, you sound like doctor phil!

Did you finally grow some hair on your crome dome yet, dude!?!

You probably shine your head with whack juice that seeps into your brain,dude.

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You can't pimp me *****, i'm a pimp myslef,dude.

Go learn how to debate and stop replyin' to my post cause I grow tired of you, *****!

Good bye *****!

😘 terrible come back

Originally posted by superman302
😘 terrible come back

What comeback are you even talking aboot.....

Hey pointnel,

I read your post in the other jp thread.

Shut the ****, you dumbass.

"You ain't black, you a wigga. You a jiggaboo, you this you that."

Shut the **** up, you lameass, limpass, whack tastic motha****a!

You ain't cam-ron *****.

You ain't dipset and you ain't even hood.
At least I been in the hood.

You probably just bought a cd one day and then started tryin' to be a rapper.

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You make me laugh *****!

You want it you can get the same treatment that bardock's bitchass got.

[Chappelle:" Get the hell outta here *****!"]

Originally posted by jplatinum
No I did get it.

And you are narrow-minded, dude.

I never said I could do 200 mph
and beatup doomsday and all that ludicrous stuff.
That is BS comics JP, shit.

REal JP can do real peak human shit, dude.

If you don't get the difference between the BS JP jokin around BS
and the real JP real shit, then..
That's just said.

And you're still an Idiot!


for a peak human you sure do spend alot of time on the internet

Originally posted by Bardock42
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Is he always like that?

Not making sense...arrogant..all that stuff I mean?


better watch out or his peak human ass will run across the atlantic and beat you down 😆 I would bet my house that i know guys that would beat the living shit out of you.

Aunt May, Uncle Ben (especially in his deceased form haha), Mary Jane, Jason Todd post-Joker haha, idk, I'm sure I can take the non-superpowered ones to an extent. Some, like mentioned before, are Olympic athletes and such so that's out, but you know.

I can take Wolverine, if I have prep-time.....lol....let's see how many people I get mad.

Originally posted by jplatinum
Dude, I won't stop jokin' on you til you cry, now.

You started it.

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I got a million of em' and I can joke on you til the cows come home on mopeds and pigs fly on hover scooters.

this kid has got to be like 12, and really fat. prolly doesn't move from his computer. as for me, i know aunt may would prolly kick my ass. she is tougher than she looks.

Aunt May... Is a herald of Galactus. BIAOTCH! <--- That's actually pretty hard to pronounce... Unless you have an IQ of 130, I guess. Legal genius is like 120 something, right? I know Einstein was in the 180 range... Bah, he's probably getting it from an internet test. I know high school kids who have scored in the 160's on those.

Seriously though... Bruce Lee's a beast. Respect him forever, but even he isn't Batman. Bruce Lee can run for miles? Batman can keep up a fight for something like a full day. He benches the aforementioned 800 pounds. Kicks down trees, punches through slabs of concrete, etc etc etc. He hangs with Lady Shiva and is an integral part of the most powerful Earth based team in DC. You think Batman's seriously gonna let you catch his leg? Oh, right, the Flash like speeds are too much.

And were those pictures really you, you can't be more than 25. Which means Batman would have been training harder than you for a much longer period of time.

Originally posted by jplatinum
Hey pointnel,

I read your post in the other jp thread.

Shut the ****, you dumbass.

"You ain't black, you a wigga. You a jiggaboo, you this you that."

Shut the **** up, you lameass, limpass, whack tastic motha****a!

You ain't cam-ron *****.

You ain't dipset and you ain't even hood.
At least I been in the hood.

You probably just bought a cd one day and then started tryin' to be a rapper.

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You make me laugh *****!

You want it you can get the same treatment that bardock's bitchass got.

[Chappelle:" Get the hell outta here *****!"]

LOL @ this cornball

the fuc outta here with this bullshit

stay on ya lane, young'n

and if this guy really did train as much as he says he did, then he would be way more disciplined than that. he wouldn't be telling every one to f*** off and what not. there is no way a martial artist of his claimed caliber would be acting like a 12 year old kid.

Discipline and having a personality are two different things, dude.

I'm debating not trying to gain a bushido medal or something.

So my training is totally irrelevant to me telling people to shut the **** up, especially lame people.

oh im sorry. i thought u would have some kinda honor, but i now realize that u are just a douche. and your "training" isn't irrelevant. there is no possible u could have trained as much as u said u did and be this dishonorable. it pretty much embarassing, i would be ashamed of myself if i were u.

OH DAMN...I just read this whole thread...and I'll admit...somewhere in all that laughter, I peed a little...excuse me.