The Best Insults Ever

Originally posted by MistressofSnape
If u could post urs here it would be helpful so i'll be able to get back at some key people. *stares at my sister*

The reason no one gave a good insult is because there are many situations that any insult may be used for. If you just ask for an insult they will assume that any will do but you need to give a theme to help us think of something good to say for you in different situations.

For example, the funny way of saying hello is......

"Hey, mom told me that there was a robber at your window last night and she said that he gave you two choises, to suck his dick or die.......man I'm glad you are alive."

"I just saw your ex-girlfriends yesterday. All of them. They were marching in a gay parade. I wonder why they decided to switch teams?" 🤣

You're the load your mother should have swallowed.

MistressofSnape The Best Insults Ever

Originally posted by T.M
Insults

Well. You can't get much more pwnd than that.

Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid

1. A few crumbs short of a crouton.

2. A few clowns short of a circus.

3. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

4. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

5. A few beers short of a six-pack.

6. A few peas short of a casserole.

7. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

8. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

9. One taco short of a combination plate.

10. A few feathers short of a whole duck

11. All foam, no beer.

12. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

13. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

14. He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

15. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

16. As smart as bait.

17. Chimney's clogged.

18. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

19. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

20. Forgot to pay her brain bill.

21. Her sewing machine's out of thread.

22. If she had another brain, it would be lonely.

23. Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

24. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

25. Has the intelligence of a Carrot.

Originally posted by Sorgo
You're the load your mother should have swallowed.

Sorgo, that was a nasty crack. and speaking of nasty cracks, i saw your wife the other day. 😘 😘 😘

you REALLY dont respect women, do you?

ur so skinny u look like a snake with arms 😬 <...........hate that one (corporal is a ****)

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you REALLY dont respect women, do you?

i knew that would bring you out from under your rock. i thought you promised YO MAMMA you would stop pickin' on me? 😎

Poop Mouth 😐

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you REALLY dont respect women, do you?

i love and respect ALL women, even the ones you think smell like TUNA ✅ ✅ ✅

Originally posted by edida
Sorgo, that was a nasty crack. and speaking of nasty cracks, i saw your wife the other day. 😘 😘 😘

Shut up, your mom goes to college. 😐

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
Shut up, your mom goes to college. 😐

Is this an insult gone bad?

You are a preposterously ill-mannered vermin and a fiendish, foul-smelling oblivious oaf of obtusive otiosity. :~

You are an unconscionably debauched sloven and a demented, nose-picking curse on society.

well,not 4 sisters but 4 fat women who blocks d way in d mall.I kinda said this:
Me:"Excuse me,but can u get out of my way!?"
WOman: "HOW rude! Apologise at once!
Me: "Gee,Im so sorry,Im so sorry that u have a gigantic a$$ n a fat body which takes up d whole space.Im wondering,have u EVER gone on a diet?"
Woman: "HMP!"

Thats from Southpark

huh?

You're not my friend and you are NOT coming to my birthday party!

Originally posted by pinkfloydkor
You're not my friend and you are NOT coming to my birthday party!