The Best Insults Ever

Started by Valharu5 pages

Originally posted by tabby999
i dont know if this is just an aussie thing, but its real 5 year old, say two kids are sitting at school eating lunch and one says "i love peanut butter"
the other comedic genius turns and throws out the epic line "well why dont you marry it!" i love that line, use it to this day.
Yep. That's aussie. 🍺

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
[B]"YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES" [/B]

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
[B]"YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES" [/B]

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
I fart in your general Direction.

'fater'?

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"Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today"

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Insult: I don't know what you're going to do for a face when Jabba the Hutt wants his arse back.

Oh sorry. I thought you were Vinny.

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Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
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Game over

i win

w00t

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
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Game over

i win

w00t

Congratulations. 🙂

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*shakes fist*

DAMN YOUS!!!

"WELCOME TO STUPIDVILLE, POPULATION : YOU"

Originally posted by ILLHACKU
You: Daddy said you were an accident

Replace the word "were" with "had" and put big, bold quotation marks around the word 'accident'.

Originally posted by Itzak
"Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today"

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Originally posted by Valharu
Oh sorry. I thought you were Vinny.

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I feel mean for laughing at that one... but oh well, it made me laugh 😇

good cumback.

no seriously i want my cumback, your mom sucked it out of me.

Whore.

wow