The Best Insults Ever

"Are you gay?"
"No."
"Prove it."

You are the product of a rape.

Your mom is an obese wookie.

Originally posted by §cimitar
"Are you gay?"
"No."
"Prove it."

I don't get it... 😐

(A guy and a girl) If for some reason all of mankind dies, except you and me.... were not repopulating Earth 😐

Monket Island Insults:

"You fight like a dairy farmer" (beware the reply "how appropriate, you fight like a cow!"
That's one of the best... more later! 😄

"You're parents don't love you. You were adopted."

"You fail at life."

Originally posted by DanZeke25
"You're parents don't love you. You were adopted."

"You fail at life."

OMG, I always say those... 😆

These are some names I use for fat people...

Jiggles
Deep Dish
Lard Ass
Jabba

Thats all for now...

noob alert!

MORON ALERT! MORON ALERT!

Please Step 50 Feet Away From The Idiot. Thank You

"You suck so much dick it's amazing."

I said this to my friend yesterday and one of my other friends thoguht it was funny as hell.

The Jerk store called.

They're running out of YOU!

your mother has a detachable eyeball.

Originally posted by Penelope
your mother has a detachable eyeball.

i dont know if this is just an aussie thing, but its real 5 year old, say two kids are sitting at school eating lunch and one says "i love peanut butter"
the other comedic genius turns and throws out the epic line "well why dont you marry it!" i love that line, use it to this day.

You're shit in bed. 😐

😂 Bloigen, I think that's a little too cruel.

Originally posted by Bloigen
You're shit in bed. 😐

who told you! i bet it was c-dic, he said he wouldn't kiss and tell the b*stard!

Originally posted by Roulette
😂 Bloigen, I think that's a little too cruel.

mhm

It's the right amount of cruel.

Originally posted by tabby999
who told you! i bet it was c-dic, he said he wouldn't kiss and tell the b*stard!

🥷

"Fu*kTard!" ("CP-apa"😉 (lol)
"Gay ass F@g b*tch fu*ktard!" (so fu*king random)

"YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES"