Superman vs. Hulk

Started by Alpha Centauri444 pages

Yeah. I mean how WOULD he carry him? He aint gonna hold Hulk's wrists seeing as each WRIST is like a thigh. He can't carry him around the waist coz it's gonna be too big or Hulk will just give him some sledgehammer pounds to the back and knock him quadri-spaz.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Yeah. I mean how WOULD he carry him? He aint gonna hold Hulk's wrists seeing as each WRIST is like a thigh. He can't carry him around the waist coz it's gonna be too big or Hulk will just give him some sledgehammer pounds to the back and knock him quadri-spaz.

-AC


This is stupid ok superman travels at 164000 miles a second outer space is about 40 or 50 miles lets see here so superman could have him up there and back before hulk realizes it and he could grab him by his penis and what would he do then if he squezed 😮‍💨

"This is stupid ok superman travels at 164000 miles a second outer space is about 40 or 50 miles lets see here so superman could have him up there and back before hulk realizes it and he could grab him by his penis and what would he do then if he squezed "

Now I can TELL you're just a pre-pubescent kid who has no idea what he's saying. Coz you're hitting on The Hulk. Leave the thread. Superman is no match for The Hulk, we all know it.

-AC

no my friend U think it. just give it up. hulk strong but no match for blue and red man....in anyof his forms hulk cant even match the speed or range of superman.... his laser vision that he could hit him w/ from 1000 miles away, how will hulk block that? he can't read marvel vs. dc.....and i just so happen to be a jr. in college u lil punk. u were just makin excuses for why superman couldn't take the hulk into space and we found a way for him to carry him.....don't get mad that we smarter than Hulk....i hope green man does not go cry.

Actually, Superman is a very good match for the Hulk. Hulk would win eventually, but it would be a great fight.

well, spiderman has pop tarts, and cereal, and video games, and a whole lot of crap. he is definantly more popular then superman. the the big S used to be the most popular because he had the first movies. but after spiderman 1 and 2, he turned the race around!

wrong thread.

and supes would move too fast for the hulk to react to anything D.A.

NOT WOULD NOT. he NEVER does. Superman won't move faster than SHIT. If it was that easy, why didn't he do it with Doomsday?

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Superman could stroll up to Lex and kill him off pronto if he wanted to. I remember reading, as people have mentioned, the one where he almost chokes Lex to death and it's debated whether he gave him a lobotomy or killed him (no cartoon reference).

Um, what do you mean "no cartoon reference"? That WAS the Justice Leauge cartoon. It was an alternate future Superman anyway, one where he lost his conscience.

because if he would of done that he knows doomsday would of just went to another world and killed millions because unlike the hulk doomsday dont breath D.A

"no my friend U think it. just give it up. hulk strong but no match for blue and red man....in anyof his forms hulk cant even match the speed or range of superman.... his laser vision that he could hit him w/ from 1000 miles away, how will hulk block that? he can't read marvel vs. dc.....and i just so happen to be a jr. in college u lil punk. u were just makin excuses for why superman couldn't take the hulk into space and we found a way for him to carry him.....don't get mad that we smarter than Hulk....i hope green man does not go cry."

You say you're a junior in college like it redeems you. It makes you seem worse. A junior in college who acts like you do? Lots of luck with life pal. Creating threads about me just because Hulk would beat your boy. Can we end this now before it bothers people? I know you'll never admit to Superman losing to Hulk or that he would lose so forget it.

"Um, what do you mean "no cartoon reference"? That WAS the Justice Leauge cartoon. It was an alternate future Superman anyway, one where he lost his conscience."

Should have been clearer. What I meant with that was, could he go through with it anyway, if it wasn't cartoon. But as you stated, no conscience.

-AC

How about this u name what hulk has over superman?

aside from one immature junior college student(not saying any names), i think we all agree on Hulk. so thats that......Another thread depickled by the KMC boys*all strike super hero stance! 🤺
(junior college attendees excluded 😖mart: )

Endurance. And that's all he needs. Worked for Doomsday, would work for Hulk.

Some here think that Superman is cheesy because he's so powerful. I tend to agree.

But...if Superman is cheesy for being so powerful, and Hulk could beat Superman, doesn't that make Hulk cheesier than Superman?

doomsday is more durable than the hulk is and stronger and faster

to Jargon343-the reason for Supes being cheesy is he has so many powers and seems to be thought up in about 2 mins. Hulk mainly has strength.

to SUPERMANDAMAN-durable yes. but he doesnt have a healing factor. once superman broke off one of his shoulder spikes and it didnt grow back untill doomsday had come back from dead. he is however faster, but his lack of intelligence can be his downfall.

"Hulk could beat Superman, doesn't that make Hulk cheesier than Superman?"

Well if they gave Hulk all of Superman's powers yes. Besides healing and being immune to diseases. All he has for offence is agility and strength. But to such a high degree that he'd win this match. He was created to be the strongest, that's his purpose. However in return for being bestowed such an accolade he has weakness that others have pointed out.

-AC

THIS will always be the biggest debate , alot of people say Superman and his 40,000 tons , in SECRET WARS The HULK is holding back 150 billion tons, I know what your gonna say thats holding back not holding up or moving and if it was Superman he would had flown away with it.For a battle like this it doesnt matter who strongest because both are so strong its like 2 regular people fighting each other.Everyone always says Superman will just take him out in to space or that Supermans heat vision is as the hot as the sun, but if he could do or would do the heat vision or space thing why didnt he do it in the last marvel dc crossover,when his universes existance was in jeapordy he fought Hulk toe to toewhich is what he will do with anyone who is strong as he is, he wont fight from a distance.What I have a problem with is that people say hulk cant beat superman but they say that batman can, i doubt batman carries that kryptonite with him everywhere he goes. Also in KINGDOM COME superman got hs ass beat down by SHAZAM by punches and lighting bolts, and he has the strength of HERCULES , SOMEONE WHO GETS BEAT DOWN BY THOR AND THE HULK ON A DAILY BASIS, AND PEOPLE SAY THOR OR HULK CANT BEAT SUPERMAN..I think its even between all three of them especially if you only compare current versions of the three not past or future versions......now if you say HYPERION VS SUPERMAN ....... I SAY HYPERION

Very good points.

The only thing I don't really agree with is the whole "Superman will go toe to toe with anyone as strong as him". I don't believe Superman is as strong. But besides that, good points.

-AC

Originally posted by superboriqua
THIS will always be the biggest debate , alot of people say Superman and his 40,000 tons , in SECRET WARS The HULK is holding back 150 billion tons, I know what your gonna say thats holding back not holding up or moving and if it was Superman he would had flown away with it.For a battle like this it doesnt matter who strongest because both are so strong its like 2 regular people fighting each other.Everyone always says Superman will just take him out in to space or that Supermans heat vision is as the hot as the sun, but if he could do or would do the heat vision or space thing why didnt he do it in the last marvel dc crossover,when his universes existance was in jeapordy he fought Hulk toe to toewhich is what he will do with anyone who is strong as he is, he wont fight from a distance.What I have a problem with is that people say hulk cant beat superman but they say that batman can, i doubt batman carries that kryptonite with him everywhere he goes. Also in KINGDOM COME superman got hs ass beat down by SHAZAM by punches and lighting bolts, and he has the strength of HERCULES , SOMEONE WHO GETS BEAT DOWN BY THOR AND THE HULK ON A DAILY BASIS, AND PEOPLE SAY THOR OR HULK CANT BEAT SUPERMAN..I think its even between all three of them especially if you only compare current versions of the three not past or future versions......now if you say HYPERION VS SUPERMAN ....... I SAY HYPERION

The only reason superman got beat down by Shazam is because Shazam was hitting him with his lightning bolts which are mystical and as everyone knows superman is weak against magic not to mention shazam has the speed of mercury and ur comparing dc version of hercules and marvels and u do not know the strength level of dcs because like i said hulk may have picked up a heavy mountain but superman has moved a planet before.

Hulk is potentially able to move a planet.

You just hate Superman losing to anyone. That's the problem here.

-AC