The Funniest Family Guy Moments

post the funniest family guy quotations/moments you can remember! 😄

stewie: "during a 28 day time period, it is normal for a future yonug woman to- OH GOD THATS DISGUSTING!!!"

adam west: "who keeps stealing my water?!"

"Just me, Stewie. Just bein' myself."

Stewie said this when he was trying to increase the size of his uhmmm, before a date.
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Lois: you know peter, youre just a child!
Peter: well, if im a child, you know what that makes you? a, a pedophile!

(Peter has to come up with a fake name on the spot, so he looks around the room to get inspiration)
Peter Griffin: Uh... my name is...(he sees a pea)
Peter Griffin: Pea...
(he sees a woman crying)
Peter Griffin: ... tear...
(he sees a Griffin fly by)
Peter Griffin: ... Griffin. Peter Griffin

family guy, family guy, family guy. how is this show so funny? thats all i hear about from kids at school, most of them having no maturaty at all . . . what is the point of the show?

LepperFace15

Peter is visting Willy Wonka's chocolate factory]
Willy Wonka: I'll ask you one more time - are you sure you didn't eat anything in my factory?
[Peter has become a giant blueberry]
Peter Griffin: No.
Willy Wonka: I'm just asking...
Peter Griffin: What? Are you calling me a liar?
Willy Wonka: No, I'm just saying...
Peter Griffin: Hey, shut up, Wonka!

When Peter sas something like "He hasnt been this happy since he learned how to be potty trained." They pan to a picture of a young peter sitting on the can. Then they pan out to and ADULT Peter walking out of the Bathroom.

Peter:"Hey Lois i did it"

-Chris: Hey Birthday Boy, Want some IceCream?
-Stewie: Yes, but No Sparkles. For Every Sparkle I Find, I Kill You.

and for *Moment*

The return of the fighting Chicken.

(Flash back at a museum)
Peter: Why come all the dinosaurs died out?
Museum Guy: Because you touch yourself at night.

This has already been done, it's either on this page or the second or third, but it's done.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by LepperFace15
family guy, family guy, family guy. how is this show so funny? thats all i hear about from kids at school, most of them having no maturaty at all . . . what is the point of the show?

LepperFace15

Shut up!

Originally posted by JacopeX
Shut up!

(owl hits the owl house while peter is taking a crap)
peter-o god its all over the place. it in my racoon scratches o god

I think da funniest moment was when he did that eletric company scene
"F". "At" "Fat, alright slow down now" 😂

that one wuz great

yeah theyre all good, but what about when stewie sung rocketman. Also when peter fought the giant chicken for about five minutes. oh and when peter's tiny grandfather was in a cockfight, and was the same size as the rooster

Brian: you you listen to your self talk?
Peter: i fade in and out.

Peter: Brian, there's a message in my Alpha-Bits. It says "oooooo!"

Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
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Peter: Don't worry, I read a book about this once.

Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't...NOTHING?

Peter: "Helican's Reef, then that's where I'll go cuz I'm not afraid of a challenge. Like that time I outfarted Michael Moore.

(Flashes Back To the time Peter Outfarted Michael Moore)
Peter: "Hi there."
Michael Moore: "How You Doin'?"

(Starts a farting competition)

I was lmao when i saw that.

what about the time they were all pueking