The Funniest Family Guy Moments

*singing*
Brian: "We're quite a pair of partners, just like Thelma and Louise. Cept you're not six feet tall,"
Stewie: "Yes, and your breasts don't reach your knees!"
Brian: *quickly* "Give it time"

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Peter: "Look, I may be an idiot, but if there's one thing I'm not, it's an idiot."

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Peter: *singing to the tune of 'Little Drummer Boy'* "I have a gift for you there up in my bum."

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When Stewie was beating the Hell out of Brian asking him "WHERE MY MONEY!"

stewie's 'mom' rant...

When Stewie wanted to suck on Lois' ****. And when Stewie was playing that tuba behind that fat guy and he just fell.

Crippletron. Down right hillarious. But the funniest bit is when Stewie covers Joe's eyes and the whole thing starts to stumble around. Lol what!? And then Peter,'Go to hell you mutant baby of comedy people!'

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There's a point in the movie where Peter is behind the anchors on the today show yelling for Katie Couric, and she ignores him.

So he throws a mailbox and shatters the glass and yells again.

So she yells "What!?" at him in a very rude way.

And he gets offended and says "Oh, well then nevermind!" and walks off.

And then I lol.

Stewie at the baseball game. Where he catches the ball and the kid next to him asked if he could trade his bat for the ball .Stewie trades him ,Hits him with the bat and takes the ball and said
"Now what did you learn"

When Peter finds out he is retarded and is walking through the Bathroom stalls opening them.

Girl in 1st stall: EEEEckkk
Peter: Sorry ,Retarded

Girl in next stall: EEEkkk get out of here.
Peter: Sorry, Retarded

Girl in next stall: Hey!!
Peter: Sorry, Retarded
Girl in the Stall: Aww well your just curious . Come here and let me show you how it works.

OH the Best One.

Quagmire comes into his room after porkin the social worker and she said...
"Glenn I have a question for you. What are you doing tomorrow?
Quagmire: I got a question for you. Why are you still here? OOHH!

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Crippletron. Down right hillarious. But the funniest bit is when Stewie covers Joe's eyes and the whole thing starts to stumble around. Lol what!? And then Peter,'Go to hell you mutant baby of comedy people!'

this one is my favorite...i hella laugh every time i see it

*peter and the chicken burst through cool aids wall*
Cool Aid:"wow from this side that's really annoying"

*quagmire is packing up to go on his all American country road trip and Brian and Stewie are there*
Brian:"hey, isn't country spelt with an o?"
Quagmire:" heh, nope!"

Check this one youtu.be/GZcNXPLaREo

When Stewie is about to kill the doctor who delivered him.

And before he pulls the trigger he says "It's a Boy" BAM!

*The family go to the dog track to watch Lois' parent's dog race. Brian has sexual feelings for the dog at this time. He chases after her. Tackles her.*

Lois- What's Brian doing?
Lois' Dad- He's violating Seabreeze!
Peter- No he's not he's just positioning hi- now he's violating seabreeze.
Meg- Oh My God!
Stewie- Bow chicka wow, bow chicka wow chi wow.

*Quagmire drunk calls Peter*

Peter- Eh. Hello?
Quagmire- Hey. What are you doing?
Peter- Quagmire its 2am im sleeping.
Quagmire- Oh yeah cool. Im just hanging out with Joe. So what, what are you doing?
Peter- I just told you.
Quagmire- Oh yeah i just, i just asked that yeah (mumbles). Hey, hey! This song reminds me of you check it out (Rock song plays) Isn't that awesome?
Joe- (In background) I thought you said you weren't gonna call him!
Quagmire- It's not him you big bully! (Whispers) Joe, joe told me not to call you. (Talks normally again) So, so umm, what are you doing?