The Funniest Family Guy Moments

Started by fruits3 pages

when peter gets hit in the shin and he sits on the ground for like, 5 minutes just holding his shin.

http://thatvideosite.com/view/246.html

When Peter sharpens all his pencils in his office and then he stands up, unzips his flies and they cut to his secretary outside his office and you hear Peter scream.

😂

I love the part where Stewie starts doing that high pitched voice about Brian's novel, then Brian belts him over the head with a book or something 😆

And Jo: Is it a problem if your penis and your vagina touch each other?

😆

TESTICLES....

that is all 😐

Originally posted by JONNY
TESTICLES....

that is all 😐

What's that supposed to mean?

Ok. How about this one from Season 3, Episode 2

Peter: We're going to Hollywood, where the people are sexy and they always say something clever right before the commercial break.
(Pause)(Pause)(Fade to black)

(Brians mum has died and brian goes into the supermarket to ask for directions leaving Stewie with his mum who has been stuffed).

STEWIE: (to brians dead mum) Come on darling stiff up a lip. (laughs) Oh I'm writing that one down.

There are more still to come. In the mean time you can watch Stewie dance.

Peter: First I tried Art class (Am I...am I supposed to draw the penis?)
Then I tried sculpting (Am I...am I supposed to sculpt the penis?)
Then I tried music class (Am I..am I supposed to conduct with my penis?)

Stewie: "WHERE'S MY MONEY?! Don't ...make me a fool man!!!"

*money in the middle of the floor, Stuey, Meg, and Brother have hand on it*

Stuey: "Raise your hand if you want the dollar?"

*nobody raises hand off of dollar*

Stuey: "Oh, well done, well done, give yourselves a round of applause."

*nobody takes hand off of dollar to applause*

(End clip)

is it comprehensible.....

Stewie says to Lois' Mother, "I smell death on you".

PETER; look my alphabets has a message it says 'ooooo'
BRIAN; peter those are cheerios

LOL this has to be the greatest...

when Peter started breast feeding Stewie, and stewie wakes up and realzes what he was sucking...from tht point on was just priceless.

Lois: Peter, you're drunk again!
Peter: No I'm not. I'm just exhausted cause I've been up all night drinking.

"Is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, I bet it runs just like you, very homosexually."

(Chris is sitting on the diving board)
Pool guy: "Excuse me, sir. You can't park your van on the diving board."
Lois: "This is my son!"
Pool guy: "Oh, my apologies. Hey, Tom! He's not a van, he's just a fat kid!"

Peter: A boat's a boat, but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat! You know how much we wanted one of those!

ANd my favourite part is when peter narrates his life

The best scenes are the Peter vs. Chicken fights. Always have been, always will be.

This show is pretty funny!! Just out of whack hysterical.
Has anyone else heard about a game that they are coming out with based on the show?

I win.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ4Lcp6YkHE

I just love all the bits with Stewie in.

Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Lois: Oh No!
Peter: Oh no!
Koolaid man who bashes through the wall: Oh Yeah! (then slowly steps outside)

I cant believe no one has mentioned this one:

peters sitting down next to lois on the sofa

Peter : BUTT SCRATCHER !?!?!?!?

LOL