Quite possibly the most mind blowing theory ever...

Started by _Sanctuary_4 pages

Originally posted by Barker
My mind Just Blew. 😐

That's Greater than the "The Librarian Is Snape's Grandma" Theory i heard yesterday.

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"Your inventiveness knows no bounds, and I do not mean that sarcastically; these theories open up exhilarating new vistas of possibility"

That amuses me, because we all know that the truth of it is:

"Your so-called inventiveness is just random juvenile abble that tries to reduce any attempt at sensible plot to the level of bad Star Trek episodes (and at least there they fit the mood). And I do not mean that sarcastically."

hmmm i managed to read ALL of it to me i just think the have similarities
not that the two are one .......and if it were i think it would be to confusing for the youngsters readin it .....

thats got to be the stupidest theory I have ever heard.

at the risk of being flamed, I must say, this is very interesting, and I like it. However...something about it, and I don't know what, but something just doesn't scream "Harry Potter" to me...plus there is the fact that she said it isn't true...still, I like the theory, and who knows? *shrugs*

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
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Not going to happen, been denied by JKR, why are people still talking about it?

What really bother's me is where my Missile Launcher went?

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I stopped, blame the others.

That "theory" is the worst interpretation of literature I've read so far.

No. That had to be the worst and most far fetched HP theory I've every read.

I aucutally like it. I smell a fan fic comin....

It's like super confusing...Ron being DD..Umm no ..I knew it couldn't be true!

That theory is......FANTASTIC. Sure, its a load of crap and won't happen, but I must congratulate it , they sure have done there homework.

And If say, this would be the ending, I would be happy and it would raise my opinion of JKR. Damn. Metaphors in Harry Potter? Multi-layered writing in Harry Potter? Clever writing in Harry Potter?

But as its not happening we'll all be in for a lame-arse ending...

i KNOW this is stretching it too much,cuz do you realise that if this were true,a WHOLE NEW SAGA of TIME TRAVEL would come up?like,if rom were really dumbledore,then who was dumbledore when ron was first born,before the cycle of time travel started?etc,etc.

this ain't gonna happen in the last book,i'm telling youy,it's too big to be brought up all of a sudden.plus it's too damn philosophical,for this time travel question has been boggling minds for ages.that incident in PoA is waay too small to count.

and since when did Ron have Seeing abilities?he failed Divination!besides,he never got quidditch captain in the end.

Originally posted by Anoushka
i KNOW this is stretching it too much,cuz do you realise that if this were true,a WHOLE NEW SAGA of TIME TRAVEL would come up?like,if rom were really dumbledore,then who was dumbledore when ron was first born,before the cycle of time travel started?etc,etc.

this ain't gonna happen in the last book,i'm telling youy,it's too big to be brought up all of a sudden.plus it's too damn philosophical,for this time travel question has been boggling minds for ages.that incident in PoA is waay too small to count.

and since when did Ron have Seeing abilities?he failed Divination!besides,he never got quidditch captain in the end.

Its blatantly obvious it wont happen. Would be nice if something as clever as this did happen though. It is just wishful thinking...

And about the Divination lessons that Ron fails...isnt it said that Dumbledore doesnt see any point in the subject...

Originally posted by exanda kane
That theory is......FANTASTIC. Sure, its a load of crap and won't happen, but I must congratulate it , they sure have done there homework.

No...they haven't and that's obvious.

How good sir? And keep it snappy! I'm tres busy...

I'm still waiting for your answer...