Mormons

Started by Symmetric Chaos119 pages

Pretty much.

Barker's a Mormon. But he was born in Utah, it's not his fault.

Re: Is anyone here Mormon?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Why are Mormons so happy all the time? How can these people not drink alcoholic beverages and be so consistantly happy?

Because we are.
Originally posted by Schecter
don't mormons worship satan?

That's what all the Satan worshippers say, they either say that or they say that we aren't Christians.

Regret-

Are you Mormon?

*ka-facepalm*

Regret... what's poppin' playa?

Mary Poppins? ๐Ÿ˜•

She's into that sugar thing.. Float with me babe, float...The MAJIC told us we could.

Originally posted by ushomefree
Regret-

Are you Mormon?

Yes ๐Ÿ™‚

Originally posted by ushomefree
Regret... what's poppin' playa?
Sorry, went to another sirte for a bit. Not much, just working and raising kids...lol

Re: Is anyone here Mormon?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Why are Mormons so happy all the time? How can these people not drink alcoholic beverages and be so consistantly happy?

Ooops, I thought I was in the OTF. Mods, you can move this if you want.

How can people not drink a depressant and not be depressed?

Originally posted by finti
why do mormons knock on doors bugging people wiht their ways, I dont go knocking on your doors talking about my ways.............and you`re sure it aint LSD cause it sure sound like it at times ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

This annoys me also , I live In New Zealand.. at least every couple of days because we have this church in our town .. Knock Knock..
and when I tell them not interested.. they start talking was if they have not heard you..

I must get a big dog>>>>

Originally posted by jimmy's One
This annoys me also , I live In New Zealand.. at least every couple of days because we have this church in our town .. Knock Knock..
and when I tell them not interested.. they start talking was if they have not heard you..

I must get a big dog>>>>

I just ask them to chant with me. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I just ask them to chant with me. ๐Ÿ˜‰

I totally would have taken you up on that when I was a missionary.

Ohhmmmm....

Oh yeah, I'm the zen mormon. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Originally posted by docb77
I totally would have taken you up on that when I was a missionary.

Ohhmmmm....

Oh yeah, I'm the zen mormon. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

๐Ÿ˜† That is why they did not send you to my house. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Originally posted by jimmy's One
This annoys me also , I live In New Zealand.. at least every couple of days because we have this church in our town .. Knock Knock..
and when I tell them not interested.. they start talking was if they have not heard you..

I must get a big dog>>>>

one word can solve all of your problems. shotgun.

Originally posted by chickenlover98
one word can solve all of your problems. shotgun.

And give you a whole new set of problems.

Originally posted by docb77
And give you a whole new set of problems.
mmmmmm no.....i really think it solves a whole bunch in life ๐Ÿ˜„

Originally posted by docb77
And give you a whole new set of problems.

Care to elaborate? You believe in Jesus so much, then you must have a few answers.

Originally posted by Devil King
Care to elaborate? You believe in Jesus so much, then you must have a few answers.

Other than being butt raped in prison for decades and having his freedoms drastically reduced, no, no new problems. The shotgun solves them all.

Of course, he could take his own life with that shotgun instead of the missionaries' and then all his problems would end...but if God doesn't exist, he just threw away his life. ๐Ÿ˜

Don't Mormon hate for the sake to Mormon hate...it's not very intelligent.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Other than being butt raped in prison for decades and having his freedoms drastically reduced, no, no new problems. The shotgun solves them all.

Of course, he could take his own life with that shotgun instead of the missionaries' and then all his problems would end...but if God doesn't exist, he just threw away his life. ๐Ÿ˜

Don't Mormon hate for the sake to Mormon hate...it's not very intelligent.

but shotgunning preachers is so fun. ill just ask jesus to forgive me before i die ๐Ÿ˜‰