Caption the Signature above you.

must stay in the dark so no one knows how hidious I really am

"It's a shame that a common mutt is better looking than I am."

"I have a wolf nipple on the left side of my chest. On the right side, my nipple is merely a human nipple."

I am a genius. Here's my band.

Now opening for Blacksabeth, Two live dudes!

I am soo hot.

Watch me stare sultrily at the camera. Go ahead, watch

What is that idiot up to?

Alright lets see now, i boiled the chicken and cooked the eggs, now what?

I gelled that strand of hair just for you

Wheres my beer woman!

Get your own d*mn beer and I am not a woman!

You cook, I eat

I hate you.

Wolf girl's captioon-
Two face's unknown daughter

Mess with the eagle and you die

"My left butt cheek is soft and furry!"

Enough drugs man....I am getting a headache

I find it hard to shave in the morning.

I'm not drunk, all right 😐