Caption the Signature above you.

"I have a zigarette..."

*I didnt spell it wrong, just used it as an accent of some sorts...*

why the hell are there hearts in our faces?

Kiss me D*mn it!

Never spend an hour in the freezer in summer. No matter how tempting it is

It tastes like burning

They are just water pistols officer, really they are.

"I would woop your ass...if there wasn't a ninja spider thing in the way"

Prepare to get your thingy cut off.

Vant to touch mie biceps?

I have no underwear on under this coat.

I thought it was just a fart............ I was wrong shit

I really should slow down on the acid, these trips are getting freaky.

Spiderman aint got shit on me.... flex

"Bang, bang....you're dead."

Aflack

Steady now........BANG!

what the hell are you looking at? oh...my mistake your looking over there....

"Maybe if I kiss her she will wake up"

We don't think of split personality disorder as a handicap, more like a strength

...I new farting would clear this place out but they dont have to jump off the roof....