Caption the Signature above you.

Anyone got some decnt hair remover?! 😛

Im melting melting....*looks down* Im shreding shreding...

We will now hypnotise you.

LOOK AT ME. I RESEMBLE OPTIMUS PRIME IN STONE!!!!!!!!11

It wasn't me!!!!

I'm a dude with ridiculously big muscles and a tight suit jumping towards you!!!

Who threw up on the floor???

^ Look at my new mic, it has sparkles.

All right who forgot to set the timer?

Heads up!

Look at me, I think I look sexy like this.

now that my time is up i'll leave the building and people will say..."jeff has left the building" just like they do fer elvis.

Shuld I lose my virginity to him...

time for your ink blot test

"I was a loser, so I dyed my hair blue to stand out more....Then, maybe the Captain of the Football team will ask me out."

"I'll just take a picture of DareDevil and slap on my own name, Darth Macabre, on it and hope no one notices."

Technology is a b*tch.

"One down, five hundred to go."

"Ben Affleck was the worst choice to play me."

I kill people and I still have great hair.

what are you stairing at?