Caption the Signature above you.

Boo! I'm a werewolf!

"I have fiery eyes!"

*hickup*

"I can't read this scribble!"

"Ok when this guy comes around the corner I'm going to hit him over the head with my gun."

"How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off."

I am the devil

"Am I on fire?"

I forgot to put my pants on....maybe if I stay in the shadows...no one will know.

So which is my best side?

"No need for a wire, i do my own stunts"

"I want to lick you"

"Come fellas, work those thighs!"

I want my mommy.

"I wish people would stop calling me a puppy....I'm a grown she-thing damnt!"

I think I just wet myself *Looks* shit...I did...

Im turning into a wolf of some sort!

"Are my ears big?"

"Come closer..."

"I have pink hair."