Originally posted by Rick/Genis
dude... I bet I got you beat... I shower 4 times a day!I'm obsessed with not smelling bad! Seriously! Bad Breath included!
I love anime and don't smell bad... which is why I say 'usually'! 😄
Yeah but I don't smoke, drink, do drugs, or hit on women. I have a beautiful wife and a small, clean dachsund. I'm a Republican, white, I don't have facial hair and I brush my teeth 3 times a day. I wipe my butt with silk and I never curse. I don't gamble and I don't cheat. I make straight A's on all my tests and I do the dishes. I've never broken the law or even had a speeding ticket. I don't know any dirty jokes and . . .I'm cleaner than you so shutup! 😠 Dammit!
Originally posted by Psyquis52
Yeah but I don't smoke, drink, do drugs, or hit on women. I have a beautiful wife and a small, clean dachsund. I'm a Republican, white, I don't have facial hair and I brush my teeth 3 times a day. I wipe my butt with silk and I never curse. I don't gamble and I don't cheat. I make straight A's on all my tests and I do the dishes. I've never broken the law or even had a speeding ticket. I don't know any dirty jokes and . . .I'm cleaner than you so shutup! 😠 Dammit!
Damnit. And I know tons of smelly people that get straight A's Buster!
I brush my teeth more.
one phrase says it all:
I watch Oprah...
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Damnit. And I know tons of smelly people that get straight A's Buster!I brush my teeth more.
one phrase says it all:
I watch Oprah...
Damn you! You had to bring Oprah into this.
I've seen every episode of Mad About You and I still watch it with my wife. I tell her I like chick-flicks. I where white and drive a Volkswagon and I bleach all my belongings.
Whatever man! I don't grow hair at all and sing showtunes in the shower! I live in a white room with nothing but comic books and disregard anything that might have the word "dirt" in it!
My mother bathes me thoroughly after I've taken a bath twice and I removed my fingernails so's not to have dirt under them
I am the epitome of clean!