Mexico is famous for its exports. the most famous of which are
Taco Bell
Pizza ( i don't quite get this one)
Michelle Goncalves ( creator of STDs)
Salsa ( the music and the food )
people that take naps
Corn
Bread
Mexican Marijuana (It's actually Colombian, but ok...)
cornbread
flour tortillas
Prostitutes
genital warts
mexicans
soap operas
Color TV (seriously, this is true)
Cheap Labor
Originally posted by staraddict93droolio I like the second one
Mexico is famous for its exports. the most famous of which areTaco Bell
Pizza ( i don't quite get this one)
Michelle Goncalves ( creator of STDs)
Salsa ( the music and the food )
people that take naps
Corn
Bread
Mexican Marijuana (It's actually Colombian, but ok...)
cornbread
flour tortillas
Prostitutes
genital warts
mexicans
soap operas
Color TV (seriously, this is true)
Cheap Labor
Originally posted by johnnyforeverNO!
spiderman?! Was he that rich guy in spiderman that gave Doc Oc that rare stuff for his experiment?bad explanation 🥷
in Spiderman 1, he was the guy who first called him spiderman when he fought "BoneSaw"
and in spiderman 2 hes the guy who wont let peter into see the play.
hes not cocky, hes Bruce Campbell
as my friend joel likes to say "That Bruce Campbell is a popular chap,
isn't he? With his heroic chin,
the peak of his masculine hair flowing in the breeze,
hordes of boomstick-loving fanboys trailing in his wake
as he leads then through tempests and storms to the geek Holy Land"
Useful phrases
Ahorita (lo hago) - (I will do it) 3 months from now.
Mi casa es tu casa. - Please ransack my house.
Mañana te pago - You'll never see your money again!
La última y nos vamos - Sarcastic way of saying that we will, in fact, keep drinking all night.
Yo no fui/Yo no sé - A very good possibility that in fact, he/she did DO IT or knows who did.
Chinga a tu madre, pinche gringo (cabrón, pendejo, hijo de puta, etc...) - A greeting. Good (morning, afternoon, evening).
Güey - A superfluous sentence ender, akin to the Canadian "eh?"
Madonna -McDonalds
Me cago tu boca abierta - I kiss you goodnight!!!
Yo quiero trabajar- Pay me so i can kick rocks.
A common Mexican without his sombrero and poncho. And of course without moustaches.... Now, don't you love it? I mean, admit it!!!