Originally posted by staraddict93😆
Important Cities
Mexico City
Mexico City V.2.0 (Due to be built around 2046, or whenever the Mexican government has enough Pesos Varos)
Tejeringo El Chico
Mierda
San Martín Cholano
Valle Drogado
Chayotitlan
Techingotitlan
El Dorado
San Sombrero
Los Angeles
Chipotle
Andaleandale
Yepayepa
Taco Bell
San Juan
Tlacatontlicutlahuac
The Three Amigos
Little Mexico
La Cucaracha
Tequila
Corona
Corona with Lime
Corona Extra
Corona Light
Tecate
Sol
El Jimador
Ciudad Acuña
Los Kakatuas
San Recardo
No Gracias Prefiero Unas Albondigas Con Almejas
Tejeringo el chico
Tunalguilla
Costa Mesa
Foxilandia
Tepescohuite el chico
Tezculcoloyo de Abajo
Quicayan
Chapultetrepo
Temascolchango
WEB-BOSS-CUN-FREE-HOLE-LEE-TOES
WAR-AT-CHESS
T-N-S-L-P-T-O-B-N-T-S-O
San Tututilpico el Chico
Tepicoheloyo
Orele
Tecojorita
Hakuna-Matata
Pedro's land
Tlaquepulque
Guanatos
San Lunes
Alebrije
Chingada
Tepizcoloyo
Tecojorita
Lomasturbo
'Taco Bell'
'Tlacatontlicutlahuac'
'the three amigos'
Honduras is a fairly small country. It is about the size of Tennessee, but has far fewer rednecks, and also, a refreshing dearth of Bill Frist. Honduras is located in the southern part of the northern hemisphere and may border a few countries, here and there. Specifically, it butts up against Guatemaltecamango on the north, El Matador on the west and Nicotina on the south and east. Nearby, but not bordering, countries are Cosa Nostra, Belizielzebub and Panamania.
Honduras has some culture, which is a useful thing for any country to have. Some of its culture takes the form of freakish rituals like the yearly nance orgy. This happens when the nances (pronounced "NON-say" by Hondurans and "NAN-say" by gringos) ripen and are picked, sold and eaten by all kinds of Hondurans. Nances are evil little vomit-flavored yellow berries sent to earth by the devil himself to plague and torment normal humans. There is truly no experience like tooling down the highway on a chicken bus filled with nance addicts when it begins to rain, at which time all the windows go up and the normal nance-hating humans are overpowered by a toxic miasma of puke-smelling nance fumes that can melt one's eyeballs on contact. There is also no experience like being branded up the anus by mimes wielding red-hot potato mashers, but that doesn't mean one should try that either. Other than nances, there are many other aspects of Honduran culture that I am far too lazy to go into here.
Originally posted by posterDave-TEAM STACKER!
nyny give me a real chance..I love you I'm still here